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Whoever said being a Pornstar is all booze, babes, and ballin’ was a damn liar! Though sometimes the legends are rooted in truth. This evening was certainly not a boring night. Phatzane and I started the evening getting softened up to Corona’s listening to some old DMX. The party was hosted by Justin Syder, with special guests, Big Sloan (Bone Thugs n Harmony) providin an intimate live show, Angelina Valentine, Tommy Gunn, Sunny Lane were in attendance as was rising star Starla Sterling!

The party was sponsored by Tight Fit Productions and Lisa Anns Talent Management who has been kind enough to represent me during me stay here in LA. Other than the obvious party I managed to have drinks bought for me all night by a cute little Korean lass who insisted on introducing me to every hottie in there, got me a birthday kiss from the lovely Angelina Valentine, and even got to chill for some drinks with Big Sloan before the night ended! I tell you, it was a rough night, but I’ll get over it I’m sure. I’ll see what’s left of the video, and if I was sober enough to get anything good. Till then,

Cheers and Beers.

Lance