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So April came again this year and that means time for the Phoenix Forum!  One of the industries best parties!  Sponsored events, free booze, buffets, naked dodgeball, oh and naked chicks ripping around hammered out of their tree!  Did I mention how much I hate my life yet?

Anyhoo, the weekend started off innocent enough, just meeting with some old friends at hooters pounding back the shitty wings and light beer.  (What the fuck is with the American hard on for light beer?)  Got to see a wicked Piano show at some hole in the wall club across the street too.  Basically playing old rock tunes thrown shit at each other trying to fuck each other up!  Returning to the resort we just chilled out by the pool, watched the sunset and relaxed with a beer in hand while talking with beautiful girls in bikinis.  Sure beats the snowfall I flew out of!

The next day is when the real party started!  After getting reacquainted with more colleagues I hooked up with a couple bros who wanted to go out on the town to see what the College town of Tempe had to offer!  The night was off to a rocking start with shots of tequila and Saganaki (Flaming Goat Cheese) at the Big Fat Greek restaurant.  Opa!  Arm wrestling, singing, and general hyperness were apparently not appreciated by the restaurant.  But hey we had like 20 people in there so they let us get away with it. Eventually to their relief we eventually did decide to take the party elsewhere.

Next we took the party to another club down the street, having a grand old time!  Dancing, shouting, and singing at the top of our lungs.   We had such a good time in fact that we were asked to leave!  I guess the fact that we were trying to get the party going with a bunch of stiffs in suits who weren’t appreciative of a good party.  What the hell are they doing there if they don’t wanna let loose?  It’s a club dick heads, get over it!  The geriatric section is at the old folks home!  This shit wouldn’t happen in Vancouver that’s for damn sure!

The rest of the convention consisted of Poker tourneys, room parties with stripper poles, and even an auction!  Complete with a world champion auctioneer and a seriously hyperactive bid spotter!  If I didn’t know this was a serious event I may have spent the whole time laughing hysterically!  It was certainly an experience!  Also had the pleasure of filming a scene for Jessie Coxx and obviously a couple for Janessa Jordan!  Well I’m getting kinda tired and I need to get real work done now so I’ll just end this saying I love Arizona, but Tempe Cops SUCK!

Cheers and Beers all!

The vid below is just some dumbshit that went on during the forum.   Porno Dan being Porno Dan, Diddylicious telling a bad joke and a bunch of other random bullshit.  I don’t have nearly the same amount of video as last year, but entertaining in it’s own way to the right people. 

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Ok so you know how we went to Arizona for the porn convention, the Phoenix Forum. What you may not realize is a road trip from Vancouver is over 2600 KM, of mind-numbing I-5, and soul sucking desert night driving. If you wanna see our steady progression or should I say regression, from happy go lucky Porn goers to soulless shells of our former selves then enjoy the video. The good stuff is yet to come as soon as I edit the rest, the real party!

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OMFG, what can I say about a party that could’ve just about been one of the best of my life! A lotion rubdown from Katja Kassin while I tanned; getting my ass and crotch rubbed by Lexie Belle (even though I had to amuse her with embarrassing belly tricks for it), and hanging with Penny Flame in the Girls Gone Wild VIP lounge, this trip was more like Penthouse Letter than a boring trade show.

Getting there is half the fun… so they say. If you ever have the opportunity to drive from Vancouver to Phoenix… just fuckin don’t! 26 hours of driving stopping only for whizz breaks and Jack in the Box, which incidentally gets greasier the further south you go. Though if you do in fact drive, then you will certainly see some wonderful sights. I wish we had more time to stop and take pics, but what we did get was pretty incredible. After the show we took a leisurely drive over the Hoover dam, to Las Vegas, where I had to sadly abondon my friends to make the rest of the drive home alone, I was crushed let me tell ya. Drive safe guys!

Now about the show, the Phoenix Forum is an internet Business to Business convention. Which means all kinds of web guys in porn come together to discuss the biz. The difference here is it is done by the pool, in clubs, and at special poker nights in the suites, just like real business right? First night in consisted of the early birds at the Xbiz pre warm up party. Got to get together with some old friends and introduce myself to some new ones before the real party happens. The rest of the weekend pretty much consisted of seminars and open bars and pool parties. Really boring shit, let me tell you!

Highlights for me consisted of meeting the impossibly cute Eva Angelina, getting offered a suntan lotion rubdown by Katja Kassin who seemed genuinely concerned with the health of my skin, hanging with Penny Flame the coolest Pornstar I know, Diddylicious, and Craving Carmen two of the hottest internet girls online at the Girls Gone Wild VIP party. I’m sure it comes as no surprise but I must say the Girls Gone Wild crew know how to throw a party! It’s amazing how many girls will take their shirts off in a crowded bar as soon as a camera gets thrown on them, especially at a porn party! I’m sure there is more I could say about all this except that I am still not fully recovered from all the festivities. There is some video to go along with these pics so hopefully I’ll get them posted soon. For those interested there are more pics posted here. Full Album

Cheers and Beers all.

Well this was our first experience going to the Webmaster Access East convention in Toronto. This particular show is a bit more intimate, and smaller but the events were fantastic! Smaller also meant that you could actually speak with people for more than 30 seconds! On the business side of things the seminars were very informative and enlightening, listening to industry veterans like SleazyDream, Mario of Camazon, and a host of others made for a very constructive week.

Of course there was the mandatory destructive happenings as well. We got in the night before and our dear friend Dwreck from WebCamCash was kind enough to treat us to dinner at the Hotels Steakhouse, capped of with lounging in the hotel pub. The next evening was the PythonPays and DollarMachine party which admittedly ended in a bit of a blur!

GTS, p2pads put together a gorgeous sunset cruise along the beautiful Toronto waterfront. The view was spectacular both inside and out. Food and drink were flowing freely, which made for an all to short trip, but very enjoyable.

Immediately after docking Vidvicious grabbed a hold of me and threw me onto the Guerrilla Traffic Stripper bus, complete with posh seating and High Definition Porn playing on the big screen! it was fun to watch peoples faces as they all slowly realized I was in half of the scenes they happened to be playing. Happy times! Once we got to the destination we had a great time whooping it up with industry friends like Dwreck from Webcamcash, Adult Rental Paul, Vancouver peeps MakingCoin, Rey Rey D, Porn superstar Sunny Leone and her soon to be hardcore co-star Matt Erikson (sp?) and a couple of hotties from Barrie who’ll remain nameless to protect the wicked!

Also of note was the Webcamcash Wii giveaway and Guitar Hero event. No better way to start out an evening I say!  Anyways enough about that, You can see all the pics here.

I hate my life…