Make Money Fucking

While I generally don’t go in for all of this gossip shit, I stumbled on something interesting today.  Apparently Tiger Woods has a porn star fetish, like most men with penises.  So it should come as no surprise he’d take a stab at one.  The said girl can be found the Spike Website, and when I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes I knew something looked familiar.  As soon as I saw it I knew I had seen that desk before!

In fact I’ve even had sex on that very desk!  How many people can say they’ve had a chick before the immortal golf god Tiger?  Admittedly it’s probably a pretty long list,  but I’m happy to report Phatzane and Lance Strong are on it!  I’m actually glad we did this scene well before Tiger got to her, from what I’ve read in the news he gets around a lot and seems pretty dirty.  No telling what he’s got!  :S

Check out the entire scene here or just check the trailer below if you are a quick shot.

It’s been no secret for a while now, but Canadian Porn Icon Phatzane is retired from the jizz biz. Pzane may be best remembered for his roles in Milfriders and HerfirstBigCock, during the reality porn heyday.
Of course his list of credits too numerous to list, (over 700) also includes many large companies such as Naughty America, and tons of others. His dick has pretty much taken him all over, Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver and of course LA, where it’s always too damn hot for us Canucks, and even some squirrels who’d rather chill in the shade than collect nuts.

Anyways I’d just like to say Bon Voyage to a guy who’s been a good friend and wish him the best in his life as a normal person. Cheers and beers Bro.

Lance

Whoever said being a Pornstar is all booze, babes, and ballin’ was a damn liar! Though sometimes the legends are rooted in truth. This evening was certainly not a boring night. Phatzane and I started the evening getting softened up to Corona’s listening to some old DMX. The party was hosted by Justin Syder, with special guests, Big Sloan (Bone Thugs n Harmony) providin an intimate live show, Angelina Valentine, Tommy Gunn, Sunny Lane were in attendance as was rising star Starla Sterling!

The party was sponsored by Tight Fit Productions and Lisa Anns Talent Management who has been kind enough to represent me during me stay here in LA. Other than the obvious party I managed to have drinks bought for me all night by a cute little Korean lass who insisted on introducing me to every hottie in there, got me a birthday kiss from the lovely Angelina Valentine, and even got to chill for some drinks with Big Sloan before the night ended! I tell you, it was a rough night, but I’ll get over it I’m sure. I’ll see what’s left of the video, and if I was sober enough to get anything good. Till then,

Cheers and Beers.

Lance

After all that crap Zane and I headed out in the rental car to Vegas to get some business done. Made a stop at the legendary Carls Jr’s for a bite on the way, took some snaps and by the end of it all we spent almost 12 hours traveling for a 30 min appointment, AWESOME! After the big day we drove the car back to the Burbank Airport so we could return it, without arranging a proper ride. So we end up hoofing over 12 miles and 4 hours in shitty sandles. Let me just say the bus system in LA fucking blows! Like an hour between buses and if you miss it which we did, your screwed!

Finally after settling down back at Phatzanes crib I sit down and Zane tells me the best news I could’ve gotten after these shitty days! I got the call from Naughty America, woo hoo! Two scenes solidly booked with more on the way. I hope my feet heal by then!

For those of your who don’t know who Naughty America is they are one of the hottest adult production companies in Porn! These are the guys behind Ass Masterpiece, Neighbor Affair, and My Sister’s Hot Friend to name only a few of their network of sites.

Well I finally made it back to sunny and hot LA! It wasn’t the smoothest of trips but I made it. First a friggin baggage car hits the plane I’m about to board in Vegas and breaks it. (Yes you read that right) What can I do but laugh right? Then I finally get on the replacement plane 2 hours later, (glad Vegas airport had free WiFi) we then get told that, oops, the air traffic control tower had a system crash, lovely. So 45 minutes of no flights coming or going we finally get the plane lined up on the runway and take off for LA about 20 minutes after that. Overall what shoud’ve been a few hours of flying turned out to be a 12 hour travel day! Ugh.

I wish it had ended there but as I landed I found out my ride was gonna make it, no biggie though, I needed to rent a car for the next day or 2 anyway. There’s more to this story but I’ll update tomorrow loyal porn fans!
Peace

Lance

I have been getting emails regarding the whereabouts of male Pornstar Phatzane, so I decided to grab the Camera and go find out what he’s been up too. If your a Zane fan, enjoy if not, too fuckin’ bad.
Happy Belated St.Pattys day.
Lance Strong

So I took a drive into the interior of BC with my boy Phatzane. We were going to do some work with a local hottie named Misbehavin Megan. Hot, petite woman with a tight body and bountiful breasts! She and her Husband Blake are not your average couple and are always up for a good time! She has her own site and needs some new dicks to keep it fresh! It was hard for us to decide, whether or not to take her up on her offer! Actually I drove an hour after pulling an all nighter to spend the day fucking with this one! So the decision wasn’t nearly as hard as I was!

Zane just couldn’t leave Megan and I alone so he got his little inflatable kick board and swam out!