Make Money Fucking

Well like the title says I went to the clinic for my ongoing effort to screen myself for ebola and other such plagues on humankind. By now you’d think I’d have this down to a science, but the last two times I’ve done this I’ve managed to “Forget” to pee in the damn cup! I literally went to the bathroom, opened the little plastic jar peed and as I’m shaking myself dry I look over at the empty cup… AWESOME! Now I get to go and tell the nurse that I lack the mental capacity to pee in a plastic cup… Bucky who was also testing at the time had a wicked laugh at my expense… but Karma’s a bitch and did the same damn thing, though to his credit he was able to shake out just enough for the sample. I decided to go to the local coffee shop in the hopes I’d be able to round up enough to give it another go, so the nurse hands me the cup and puts it in a discreet little plastic bag with a huge ORANGE BIOHAZARD symbol on it, and says, “Just drop it off when you get back,” I could just see me now dropping this bag on the counter as I order my Supremo Vanilla Latte, while the Barista wonders what disease I might be carrying around. Lets just say I’d rather walk around with the Pee Cup in my pocket mmkay Thanks!

Other than my obvious brain damage, the rest of the week went smoothly, shooting (behind the cam) for several colleagues editing some hot new MILF footage for an upcoming site, (I love being the first to smash to new material) and enjoying the Sunshine with Janessa Jordan, Sandra Syn and Marissa Frost, the latter two boldly volunteering to wash a dirty Mercedes for us. (Now if I could only get them to do that to my Ranger…) Janessa was nice enough to join us later in the day for some three way girl action. Unfortunately all the hot pics of Janessa got scooped up by her and will probably end up on her blog. I may swing by later as her pics always liven up this little blog.

Janessa Jordan can get rather hyper and ADHD, especially after a long day of sex and waaay to much coffee! I know I know, the pot and tea kettle right? Just watch the fuckin vid.

During our recent weekend of shooting video Sandra Syn brought along a hot friend who was interested in having sex on screen. Marissa Frost is a cute little black beauty with a big smile and booty to match. A self-professed princess with a sassy attitude; she watched intently, taking notes as I filmed her friends fucking around in the bathroom, helped with lighting, fetched me my coffee… ok maybe was a bit embellished. She did however enjoy herself and made the decision to shoot her first videos then and there!

I had the pleasure of shooting her first ever solo masturbation video. After a little coaching and messing around she put down a sexy little show that managed to get me sprung like T-Pain.

This past week has been pretty crazy, but busy is certainly better than not! It was a good week of firsts for new girls. The beginning of the week I was fortunate enough to be the first on screen blowjob for a cute little blonde named Jewels. Sweet little ass, Gum Drop titties and a very soft mouth! Almost had to resort to thinking about baseball as this 20 minute BJ scene came dangerously close to being a 3 minute scene. I’m very anxious to see what she does in the future!

The rest of the week has been mostly boring post-production, and interweb geek shit, I need to find someone who knows photoshop, dreamweaver, video encoding, and can do paper work… for $3.25 an hour. Until then I guess I’m just stuck doing it myself…

Luckily for me Janessa Jordan who is infinitely more fun than I am, calls and says she wants to shoot/fuck with Sandra Syn from SandraSyn.net. She a petite brunette with fantastic boobs and a willingness to share them with the world, which makes her OK in my book. Now I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t the slightest bit jealous having to be the cameraman for this shoot. Sitting back and just watching other people have sex is always a bit of a pain in the balls, but filming has always been a passion of mine and there are far worse ways to spend a day so I’ll get over it.

That and I’m gonna make Bucky film next time