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OMFG, what can I say about a party that could’ve just about been one of the best of my life! A lotion rubdown from Katja Kassin while I tanned; getting my ass and crotch rubbed by Lexie Belle (even though I had to amuse her with embarrassing belly tricks for it), and hanging with Penny Flame in the Girls Gone Wild VIP lounge, this trip was more like Penthouse Letter than a boring trade show.

Getting there is half the fun… so they say. If you ever have the opportunity to drive from Vancouver to Phoenix… just fuckin don’t! 26 hours of driving stopping only for whizz breaks and Jack in the Box, which incidentally gets greasier the further south you go. Though if you do in fact drive, then you will certainly see some wonderful sights. I wish we had more time to stop and take pics, but what we did get was pretty incredible. After the show we took a leisurely drive over the Hoover dam, to Las Vegas, where I had to sadly abondon my friends to make the rest of the drive home alone, I was crushed let me tell ya. Drive safe guys!

Now about the show, the Phoenix Forum is an internet Business to Business convention. Which means all kinds of web guys in porn come together to discuss the biz. The difference here is it is done by the pool, in clubs, and at special poker nights in the suites, just like real business right? First night in consisted of the early birds at the Xbiz pre warm up party. Got to get together with some old friends and introduce myself to some new ones before the real party happens. The rest of the weekend pretty much consisted of seminars and open bars and pool parties. Really boring shit, let me tell you!

Highlights for me consisted of meeting the impossibly cute Eva Angelina, getting offered a suntan lotion rubdown by Katja Kassin who seemed genuinely concerned with the health of my skin, hanging with Penny Flame the coolest Pornstar I know, Diddylicious, and Craving Carmen two of the hottest internet girls online at the Girls Gone Wild VIP party. I’m sure it comes as no surprise but I must say the Girls Gone Wild crew know how to throw a party! It’s amazing how many girls will take their shirts off in a crowded bar as soon as a camera gets thrown on them, especially at a porn party! I’m sure there is more I could say about all this except that I am still not fully recovered from all the festivities. There is some video to go along with these pics so hopefully I’ll get them posted soon. For those interested there are more pics posted here. Full Album

Cheers and Beers all.