In fact I’ve even had sex on that very desk!  How many people can say they’ve had a chick before the immortal golf god Tiger?  Admittedly it’s probably a pretty long list,  but I’m happy to report Phatzane and Lance Strong are on it!  I’m actually glad we did this scene well before Tiger got to her, from what I’ve read in the news he gets around a lot and seems pretty dirty.  No telling what he’s got!  :S

Check out the entire scene here or just check the trailer below if you are a quick shot.

Thanks for the copy of Pirates “Stagnetti’s Revenge” guys.

So I just got back from LA on a special job to help out adult production powerhouse Digital Playground.  Working with this company was a real treat.  From top to bottom they have got their shit together.  Talented production crews, and even more talented post production staff and the overall commitment to excellence that comes through in some of the hottest porn available, making their slogan “Porn worth paying for” more than just a catch phrase.  I can’t wait to see the end result of what we are working on, rest assured it will be big!

For those living under a rock that don’t know, Digital Playground is the company behind the biggest adult production in history, Pirates “Stagnetti’s Revenge” the successor to the previous blockbuster Pirates.  During my time there I got to work with award winning director RobbieD, shooting some of the hottest ass  available in LA right now.   Insatiable Krissy Lynn, statuesque Alana Rae, and some other chick who’s name I should have found out.  Unfortunately my ADHD and being too busy trying to rearrange the lump in my pants to a comfortable position conspired against me thinking straight.  Adding to my woes, I was there purely in a production capacity so I had to watch James Dean, (no relation to the sausage), Mick Blue, and Scott Nails have all the fun.  C’est la Vie.

Gia's Amazing ass

On a non work related note I got to spend an evening with AVN’s own Gia Jordan, owner of the most amazing ass pic in the history of ass pics.  (Proof to the left)  This lovely former porn beauty took the time to get me out of my hotel room in order to drink some beer at a couple of local pubs.  If at all possible the girl looks even better in person than in her pictures.  I was incredibly surprised at her skin especially given the life in the LA sun.  Must be the raw food   The evening was relatively normal, Gia got some vegan food, told off an aggressive guilt tossing homeless dude, and generally being more fun to be around than the average porn chick.

The night was a good way cap off a day of a dream job,  pulling out her tits, ass and vagina in the bar for gratuitous attention whore shots were at was more than enough to distract me from anything else, other than my beer of course,  lets not get stupid.  I just wish I had brought a real camera!  So with that, it’s off to the gym to get my plump ass back in to porno shape.  Cheers and beers all.

Lance

Oh and one more thing, thanks to Nick, Jason and Jojo for making the week  interesting, and make sure to tell that nice young lady at the hot dog place she still may get another shot at  me….