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While I generally don’t go in for all of this gossip shit, I stumbled on something interesting today.  Apparently Tiger Woods has a porn star fetish, like most men with penises.  So it should come as no surprise he’d take a stab at one.  The said girl can be found the Spike Website, and when I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes I knew something looked familiar.  As soon as I saw it I knew I had seen that desk before!

In fact I’ve even had sex on that very desk!  How many people can say they’ve had a chick before the immortal golf god Tiger?  Admittedly it’s probably a pretty long list,  but I’m happy to report Phatzane and Lance Strong are on it!  I’m actually glad we did this scene well before Tiger got to her, from what I’ve read in the news he gets around a lot and seems pretty dirty.  No telling what he’s got!  :S

Check out the entire scene here or just check the trailer below if you are a quick shot.

Thanks for the copy of Pirates “Stagnetti’s Revenge” guys.

So I just got back from LA on a special job to help out adult production powerhouse Digital Playground.  Working with this company was a real treat.  From top to bottom they have got their shit together.  Talented production crews, and even more talented post production staff and the overall commitment to excellence that comes through in some of the hottest porn available, making their slogan “Porn worth paying for” more than just a catch phrase.  I can’t wait to see the end result of what we are working on, rest assured it will be big!

For those living under a rock that don’t know, Digital Playground is the company behind the biggest adult production in history, Pirates “Stagnetti’s Revenge” the successor to the previous blockbuster Pirates.  During my time there I got to work with award winning director RobbieD, shooting some of the hottest ass  available in LA right now.   Insatiable Krissy Lynn, statuesque Alana Rae, and some other chick who’s name I should have found out.  Unfortunately my ADHD and being too busy trying to rearrange the lump in my pants to a comfortable position conspired against me thinking straight.  Adding to my woes, I was there purely in a production capacity so I had to watch James Dean, (no relation to the sausage), Mick Blue, and Scott Nails have all the fun.  C’est la Vie.

Gia's Amazing ass

On a non work related note I got to spend an evening with AVN’s own Gia Jordan, owner of the most amazing ass pic in the history of ass pics.  (Proof to the left)  This lovely former porn beauty took the time to get me out of my hotel room in order to drink some beer at a couple of local pubs.  If at all possible the girl looks even better in person than in her pictures.  I was incredibly surprised at her skin especially given the life in the LA sun.  Must be the raw food   The evening was relatively normal, Gia got some vegan food, told off an aggressive guilt tossing homeless dude, and generally being more fun to be around than the average porn chick.

The night was a good way cap off a day of a dream job,  pulling out her tits, ass and vagina in the bar for gratuitous attention whore shots were at was more than enough to distract me from anything else, other than my beer of course,  lets not get stupid.  I just wish I had brought a real camera!  So with that, it’s off to the gym to get my plump ass back in to porno shape.  Cheers and beers all.

Lance

Oh and one more thing, thanks to Nick, Jason and Jojo for making the week  interesting, and make sure to tell that nice young lady at the hot dog place she still may get another shot at  me…. 

DD Babe Jade Kincaid

Bout a month ago I was directing a “Self Shot Amateur” style scene.  Which consisted of me showing the  models how to point the camera and letting them run with it.  Yet another rough day at the office it seems.  Although sitting around watching other people have sex was never something I could do without getting worked up myself.  What made it even more difficult is the female model brought along her friend Jade Kinkaid.  A busty babe with natural DD’s who is incidentally also a model and also gets all worked up watching people fuck.

We went in to the other room so as to not disturb our humping companions when she began complaining she wanted to see a cumshot.  Being the jackass that I am I jokingly offered to show one in 60 seconds if she wanted.  Calling my bluff, without hesitation she dropped to her knees and held out her hand, smiled and said, “Go“.  She began counting as I contemplated my options.  I could laugh this off pretend I was just fucking around; or I could be the twisted fuck that I play in the videos and snap a batch in her hand.  What to do… what to do?  I told her only on the condition that she rub my nuts, she gleefully started rubbing with her free hand and didn’t say a word except to continue the count which now stood at about 11 seconds.

Seeing that busty beauty on her knees, her cute face and having the ball massage it obviously didn’t take long to make good on my promise.  About second 42 if memory serves.    Then with perfect timing our other pornographic performers declared they needed a break so my shy cum queen walked in to show off her hard earned hand cream.  Not a bad load  for a 30 second smash I might add, but I digress.

After a quick coffee break we continued our little production and lo and behold my busty babe decided she was bored and wanted to go play with the Glory Hole we have set up downstairs.  Now she tells me dammit!  I wasted a perfectly good load on her hands and now she wants to suck some cock!  I thought briefly about complaining, decided against it, and led the lady to the Glory Hole set where she rehearsed her upcoming role.  20 Minutes of non committal blowjob and frenzied finger fucking later, we were rudely interupted by the working couple upstairs who wanted to finish up and call it a wrap.  The nerve of them wanting me to actually work!

Diddy giving me a sweet kiss on the cheek!

So April came again this year and that means time for the Phoenix Forum!  One of the industries best parties!  Sponsored events, free booze, buffets, naked dodgeball, oh and naked chicks ripping around hammered out of their tree!  Did I mention how much I hate my life yet?

Anyhoo, the weekend started off innocent enough, just meeting with some old friends at hooters pounding back the shitty wings and light beer.  (What the fuck is with the American hard on for light beer?)  Got to see a wicked Piano show at some hole in the wall club across the street too.  Basically playing old rock tunes thrown shit at each other trying to fuck each other up!  Returning to the resort we just chilled out by the pool, watched the sunset and relaxed with a beer in hand while talking with beautiful girls in bikinis.  Sure beats the snowfall I flew out of!

The next day is when the real party started!  After getting reacquainted with more colleagues I hooked up with a couple bros who wanted to go out on the town to see what the College town of Tempe had to offer!  The night was off to a rocking start with shots of tequila and Saganaki (Flaming Goat Cheese) at the Big Fat Greek restaurant.  Opa!  Arm wrestling, singing, and general hyperness were apparently not appreciated by the restaurant.  But hey we had like 20 people in there so they let us get away with it. Eventually to their relief we eventually did decide to take the party elsewhere.

Next we took the party to another club down the street, having a grand old time!  Dancing, shouting, and singing at the top of our lungs.   We had such a good time in fact that we were asked to leave!  I guess the fact that we were trying to get the party going with a bunch of stiffs in suits who weren’t appreciative of a good party.  What the hell are they doing there if they don’t wanna let loose?  It’s a club dick heads, get over it!  The geriatric section is at the old folks home!  This shit wouldn’t happen in Vancouver that’s for damn sure!

The rest of the convention consisted of Poker tourneys, room parties with stripper poles, and even an auction!  Complete with a world champion auctioneer and a seriously hyperactive bid spotter!  If I didn’t know this was a serious event I may have spent the whole time laughing hysterically!  It was certainly an experience!  Also had the pleasure of filming a scene for Jessie Coxx and obviously a couple for Janessa Jordan!  Well I’m getting kinda tired and I need to get real work done now so I’ll just end this saying I love Arizona, but Tempe Cops SUCK!

Cheers and Beers all!

The vid below is just some dumbshit that went on during the forum.   Porno Dan being Porno Dan, Diddylicious telling a bad joke and a bunch of other random bullshit.  I don’t have nearly the same amount of video as last year, but entertaining in it’s own way to the right people. 

Well we found oursleves filming the lovely Jasmine.  Our exotic big bosomed friend was spending the day with us getting her Panties Fucked and also performing for our soon to be released HD Handjob site Handgasm.  Jasmine who you may remember from such posts as, “I’m full of cum” and “Why am I standing on this blue background?” was foolish enough to come and shoot with us again.   She’ll catch on eventually but until then we’ll have some fun!  She is a sweet girl who actually shows up on time, ready to shoot and without attitude.  What more could you want in a porn model?

In the Fucked Panties shoot we had our usual distractions as you’ll see in the video, between the dogs and me being a dildo it’s a wonder we ever get things done!  Oddly enough we managed to pull through this day with flying colours and believe it or not got some greats scenes out of it!  Regardless of what this video may show.  You’ll just have to see for yourself!

Harlee Ryder is a home grown Canadian Pornstar, with a beautiful bubble but and a set of near perfect titties.  For the record hey taste great!  In this scene this hot little honey played the sex starved stewardess home with just enough time to get a little action!  Even though the scene may be slightly cliche, it was worth the excuse to dress this horny little fuck bunny in that hot outfit.  Then tear her sweet ass out of it!  The highlight for me was rubbing baby oil all over her delicious tits and succulent ass!

View the Trailer Here

Free Pics of Harlee Ryder GangBang!

Jewles West Glory Hole Dreams

Hey all, been a while since the last post, been super busy with a ton of projects we have on the go.  I need a personal assistant!  Been busy shooting for others as well as ourselves.  The other day we had the lovely and petite porn harlot Jewles West in the studio for the pilot episode of our GloryHoleDreams.com.  Obviously a Glory Hole themed site.  Here are a couple of pics from the scene and a quick Behind the Scenes Porn video as a taste of what’s to come.  Been busy filming this and a brand new Handjob site called Handgasm.com, with 3 so far in the can!  Thankfully being busy is far better than being bored!  I’ll try to update more frequently.  Till then keep on fucking everybody!  I know I will.

Lance

It was a good week last week!  Performed in 6 scenes directed a couple others produced one of my own and stood by as assistant for Vancouver Glamour Photographer Blaine, of Glamour Photos, trying to sharpen my still photography skills.  It was technically demanding but I’ll get over it especially since it’s a nice perk just being on set with these stunning women.  Even if they don’t all get naked.  He took some good pics by the pool with a sultry woman in the sun.  Also assisted in a fetish shoot for Janessa Jordan who did an amazing smoking set and a stocking set.  Once the pictures were taken I got to shoot a hot video of her masturbating in her sexy stockings which will be part of her site updates!

One of the projects I performed in were for the upcoming www.heroesbang.com with a Superheroes VS Super Villians theme.  A creative mix of comic book style violence and hardcore sex this has been one of the most fun projects I’ve been on.  It’s honestly a comic book nerds wet dream, which I certainly can relate.  I’ll expand on this one at a later time, I have some good behind the scenes pics and video to throw up on that. 

The other scenes I perfoming for a Producer from out of town who is the man behind the Fucked Panties debachle from a previous behind the scenes video I posted This time he was in town getting updates for one of the sister sites to Fucked Panties called Spy Cam Massage which is a voyeur site based on the Rub and Tug and Fuck style of massage parlours.  It was a welcome change to regular shoots as all the direction I get for the scene is “fuck for this long and go at it!” No stopping to change tapes, no camera up my ball sack, just gorgeous girls and great sex with no cuts!  All in all I got to do scenes with Jewles West a sensual little blonde with a taught body, Karmella Sutra who’s always amazing to work with even if it’s just her lips doing a cameo on my cheek, and the brand new never done anything in Porn Ava Armani!  Fresh faces are always good to work with especially when you get the honour of being their very first onscreen experience.  She’ll be back for more I’m sure

Man what a shitty week… Cheers and beers all.

Bruce Knox is an Aussie porn performer who traveled to Canada from down under.  This is a little impromptu interview we did on his last day in Canada at his final shoot which I was shooting the video for.  He is a talented gent and will be missed in the Vancouver porn scene.  Cheers and Beers mate.

Well Canada Day is here once again and I’d just like to say stay safe and don’t drink and drive and all that shit!  Hope everyone takes some time out and enjoys the festivities!

For me I started our Nations birthday (Past 12 so technically Canada day) finishing off an absolutely brutal scene with 3 gorgeous ladies, then rode the motorcycle home in the middle of the night on a completely empty highway, had a beer and woke up feelin like a million bucks.  More on that later.