Diddy giving me a sweet kiss on the cheek!

So April came again this year and that means time for the Phoenix Forum!  One of the industries best parties!  Sponsored events, free booze, buffets, naked dodgeball, oh and naked chicks ripping around hammered out of their tree!  Did I mention how much I hate my life yet?

Anyhoo, the weekend started off innocent enough, just meeting with some old friends at hooters pounding back the shitty wings and light beer.  (What the fuck is with the American hard on for light beer?)  Got to see a wicked Piano show at some hole in the wall club across the street too.  Basically playing old rock tunes thrown shit at each other trying to fuck each other up!  Returning to the resort we just chilled out by the pool, watched the sunset and relaxed with a beer in hand while talking with beautiful girls in bikinis.  Sure beats the snowfall I flew out of!

The next day is when the real party started!  After getting reacquainted with more colleagues I hooked up with a couple bros who wanted to go out on the town to see what the College town of Tempe had to offer!  The night was off to a rocking start with shots of tequila and Saganaki (Flaming Goat Cheese) at the Big Fat Greek restaurant.  Opa!  Arm wrestling, singing, and general hyperness were apparently not appreciated by the restaurant.  But hey we had like 20 people in there so they let us get away with it. Eventually to their relief we eventually did decide to take the party elsewhere.

Next we took the party to another club down the street, having a grand old time!  Dancing, shouting, and singing at the top of our lungs.   We had such a good time in fact that we were asked to leave!  I guess the fact that we were trying to get the party going with a bunch of stiffs in suits who weren’t appreciative of a good party.  What the hell are they doing there if they don’t wanna let loose?  It’s a club dick heads, get over it!  The geriatric section is at the old folks home!  This shit wouldn’t happen in Vancouver that’s for damn sure!

The rest of the convention consisted of Poker tourneys, room parties with stripper poles, and even an auction!  Complete with a world champion auctioneer and a seriously hyperactive bid spotter!  If I didn’t know this was a serious event I may have spent the whole time laughing hysterically!  It was certainly an experience!  Also had the pleasure of filming a scene for Jessie Coxx and obviously a couple for Janessa Jordan!  Well I’m getting kinda tired and I need to get real work done now so I’ll just end this saying I love Arizona, but Tempe Cops SUCK!

Cheers and Beers all!

The vid below is just some dumbshit that went on during the forum.   Porno Dan being Porno Dan, Diddylicious telling a bad joke and a bunch of other random bullshit.  I don’t have nearly the same amount of video as last year, but entertaining in it’s own way to the right people. 

[flv]http://www.makemoneyfucking.com/video/phonenix-forum-2009.mp4[/flv]

Official Signed Kate Football.

The last two months have been ridiculously busy.  Having to shoot several new lines both for myself and for others, planning for an upcoming convention, The Phoenix Forum, and I still have to find time to have sex with these women.  Somebody get me a rope.  This particular day was rather interesting, we were shooting at a friends studio so he and one of his models were there on set, to constructively critique the goings on I imagine.  The Studio we were at belonged to a Guy named Spunky, who runs some very successful websites, such as  the ridiculously cute Diddlylicious,  (see other post about Diddy) and my infinite internet crush Kate’s Playground.   Sadly I’m probably not worthy but hey even I can dream right? 

Jenny and I get to know each other.

The task at hand today was to first film our brand spanking new redhead  hottie Jenny for another Fucked Panties update.  A gentle panty fetish fuck scene perfect for a lady new to to world of porn.  Our fresh faced cutie did a fantastic job in the scene, showing of 5 separate pairs of Panties.  Now the Spunky Model on set was the gorgeous Ashley of Ashley’s Candy.  She happily snapped these behind the scenes photos for me while enthusiastically cheering me to, “Fuck those panties!” while we worked on the still pictures.  Thanks for being such a Spunky Cheerleader gorgeous! 

The day was going swimmingly and we are all ready to begin shooting production number 2.  This was Jenny as well as myself and two other guys.  She certainly was in for more of a workout this time as 3 is far more to focus on than one!

Don't get so close with those hairy legs!

Ashley being a doll, volunteered to go out for a Wendy’s run, bless her heart.  She unfortunately found out, much to all of our dismay; that the automatic gate for which we have keycards, is on a time lock!  Yay, none of us are getting out it seems, and I’m still hungry dammit!  It’s a good thing I was looking forward to fucking a little more or I might have been slightly annoyed.  :S  With scene number 2 out of the way and done we found a way out on foot and caught cabs home till our vehicles were let loose in the morning.  Such are the days of my life, fucking beautiful girls, in front of beautiful girls, who are willing to go and get me food.    What was I talking about again?  Fuck it, I just wanna cuddle.

Cheers and Beers,

Lance