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Wet Summer

When my Faux Hawk headed friend called me up to assist on this I thought to myself, “Self; (and I knew it was me because I recognized my voice) what are you gonna do today?  Jump on the Rogan Board, watch porn, smashoff and go to sleep?”  The sad answer to that question was unfortunately yes, so I accepted his offer and headed down to see what’s up.

While this isn’t porn, this was certainly a sexy shoot.  Like most people on the planet I enjoy a hot girl.   When you take that hot girl and soak her completely so that all of her clothes stick to her, like a half cooked pancake to the ceiling after a fucked up flip attempt, all the better.  The girl to the left is Summer Roberts a stunning California cam girl (Suicide Blonde)who’s pictures can’t do justice to the real life version.  This painfully hot blond spent some time washing her clothes in the hot tub then graciously offered the tub to our other model .

Unfortunately because I have chlorine for brains the name of this beautiful brunette escapes me.  The asshole in me wants to say it doesn’t matter what her name is, then I remember I’ve been smacked for forgetting names mid stroke.  So the nice guy in me who likes getting some, wants to apologize to women everywhere. 

Hot Wet Brunette

Anyways this sultry brunette, and her long sexy legs joined our hot tub party and made a sexy addition to compliment Summer.  I wonder if she’s ever choked anyone with her legs before?  Hmmm, what was I talking about again?  Right, hot wet chicks.   The only complaint I have about this, other than the obvious lack of nudity was the fact that I forgot my scuba gear.  There really should have been a safety diver under the surface to make sure they didn’t drown.  Next time I’ll be better prepared

If you want to look at the large pics click on the gallery pictures below.  If you’ve had enough teasing and want to find a girl to spend some “quality”  time with then check out Amateur Match, it’s free to sign up.  The worst that could happen is you get an ugly chick to blow you, the best… a stunner like Summer or her sexy leggy friend.

Cheers and Beers

Lance

Wet Look Pro Official Wet Girl Website

Naked.com Where Summer does more than get wet. Her username is Suicide Blonde

DD Babe Jade Kincaid

Bout a month ago I was directing a “Self Shot Amateur” style scene.  Which consisted of me showing the  models how to point the camera and letting them run with it.  Yet another rough day at the office it seems.  Although sitting around watching other people have sex was never something I could do without getting worked up myself.  What made it even more difficult is the female model brought along her friend Jade Kinkaid.  A busty babe with natural DD’s who is incidentally also a model and also gets all worked up watching people fuck.

We went in to the other room so as to not disturb our humping companions when she began complaining she wanted to see a cumshot.  Being the jackass that I am I jokingly offered to show one in 60 seconds if she wanted.  Calling my bluff, without hesitation she dropped to her knees and held out her hand, smiled and said, “Go“.  She began counting as I contemplated my options.  I could laugh this off pretend I was just fucking around; or I could be the twisted fuck that I play in the videos and snap a batch in her hand.  What to do… what to do?  I told her only on the condition that she rub my nuts, she gleefully started rubbing with her free hand and didn’t say a word except to continue the count which now stood at about 11 seconds.

Seeing that busty beauty on her knees, her cute face and having the ball massage it obviously didn’t take long to make good on my promise.  About second 42 if memory serves.    Then with perfect timing our other pornographic performers declared they needed a break so my shy cum queen walked in to show off her hard earned hand cream.  Not a bad load  for a 30 second smash I might add, but I digress.

After a quick coffee break we continued our little production and lo and behold my busty babe decided she was bored and wanted to go play with the Glory Hole we have set up downstairs.  Now she tells me dammit!  I wasted a perfectly good load on her hands and now she wants to suck some cock!  I thought briefly about complaining, decided against it, and led the lady to the Glory Hole set where she rehearsed her upcoming role.  20 Minutes of non committal blowjob and frenzied finger fucking later, we were rudely interupted by the working couple upstairs who wanted to finish up and call it a wrap.  The nerve of them wanting me to actually work!

Karma is a hot Russian girl who I did a scene with some time ago.  It involved a bunch weird stuff being used as toys in her pussy as well as the obligatory fucking and sucking.  One of these objects was a green pepper.  Unfortunately for us, (mostly her) it busted open in her hole and things began to heat up, literally.  Turns out said “Green Pepper” turned out to be something of the spicy variety, I had even gotten some in my eye which burned considerably.  Now I don’t have a vagina but I have to imagine it may have actually stung a little. But don’t take my word for it, this video proves Peppers and Pussies do not go together.  Hopefully your pussy pain can bring a smile to others hun!  Always a silver lining.

Cheers and Beers!

Lance

Well we found oursleves filming the lovely Jasmine.  Our exotic big bosomed friend was spending the day with us getting her Panties Fucked and also performing for our soon to be released HD Handjob site Handgasm.  Jasmine who you may remember from such posts as, “I’m full of cum” and “Why am I standing on this blue background?” was foolish enough to come and shoot with us again.   She’ll catch on eventually but until then we’ll have some fun!  She is a sweet girl who actually shows up on time, ready to shoot and without attitude.  What more could you want in a porn model?

In the Fucked Panties shoot we had our usual distractions as you’ll see in the video, between the dogs and me being a dildo it’s a wonder we ever get things done!  Oddly enough we managed to pull through this day with flying colours and believe it or not got some greats scenes out of it!  Regardless of what this video may show.  You’ll just have to see for yourself!

Recently did a shoot for yet unnamed project with 3 intriguing ladies from Vancouver.  Recently un-retired super slut Makayla Cox graced our set.  We wasted no time throwing her to the wolves in our little orgy.  I guess fucking and sucking is like riding a bicycle, (I assume she can ride a bike) she certainly hasn’t forgotten how to perform a reverse cowgirl with a double dick tuck.

Newcomer Jasmine graced us with one of her first scenes ever!  Her dark skin and bountiful boobs are a pleasure to taste.  Titty tasting is one of my favourite pastimes.  So what to say about this sweet young lady?  Performance wise she shivers and shakes with every thrust and can take a shot in the mouth like a champ.  In fact she’s a hard girl to give a facial to as she seems to want it all in her mouth.  I’m gonna go out on a limb and say mine wasn’t the first load she swallowed.  I’m just happy to count myself among those whom she has.

Last but certainly not least is petite little Anastasia.  This sexy young Russian babe is already an accomplished glamour model who has been seen in numerous girl on girl action videos.  During this scene she was a sort of life coach for our other two Pornstars.  Showing them how lick pussy and pleasure themselves and then ultimately coaching them in sucking and fucking.

All three girls were great sports during our shoot and enabled us to cum away with some quality fuck material.  I am incredibly excited to have them all back to shoot for us as soon as possible!

Cheers and Beers all,

Lance

It was a good week last week!  Performed in 6 scenes directed a couple others produced one of my own and stood by as assistant for Vancouver Glamour Photographer Blaine, of Glamour Photos, trying to sharpen my still photography skills.  It was technically demanding but I’ll get over it especially since it’s a nice perk just being on set with these stunning women.  Even if they don’t all get naked.  He took some good pics by the pool with a sultry woman in the sun.  Also assisted in a fetish shoot for Janessa Jordan who did an amazing smoking set and a stocking set.  Once the pictures were taken I got to shoot a hot video of her masturbating in her sexy stockings which will be part of her site updates!

One of the projects I performed in were for the upcoming www.heroesbang.com with a Superheroes VS Super Villians theme.  A creative mix of comic book style violence and hardcore sex this has been one of the most fun projects I’ve been on.  It’s honestly a comic book nerds wet dream, which I certainly can relate.  I’ll expand on this one at a later time, I have some good behind the scenes pics and video to throw up on that. 

The other scenes I perfoming for a Producer from out of town who is the man behind the Fucked Panties debachle from a previous behind the scenes video I posted This time he was in town getting updates for one of the sister sites to Fucked Panties called Spy Cam Massage which is a voyeur site based on the Rub and Tug and Fuck style of massage parlours.  It was a welcome change to regular shoots as all the direction I get for the scene is “fuck for this long and go at it!” No stopping to change tapes, no camera up my ball sack, just gorgeous girls and great sex with no cuts!  All in all I got to do scenes with Jewles West a sensual little blonde with a taught body, Karmella Sutra who’s always amazing to work with even if it’s just her lips doing a cameo on my cheek, and the brand new never done anything in Porn Ava Armani!  Fresh faces are always good to work with especially when you get the honour of being their very first onscreen experience.  She’ll be back for more I’m sure

Man what a shitty week… Cheers and beers all.

Bruce Knox is an Aussie porn performer who traveled to Canada from down under.  This is a little impromptu interview we did on his last day in Canada at his final shoot which I was shooting the video for.  He is a talented gent and will be missed in the Vancouver porn scene.  Cheers and Beers mate.

There are people who think that all porn is nothing but partying, sex and generally goofing around.  They couldn’t be further from the truth!  Usually…

While shooting a scene for Fucked Panties, a Panty Fetish website, things were going as normal, we had the hot girl, the camera, the lights were on; everything was just ducky.  All until Bucky decided to have a sense of humour.  I was trying to inconspicuously enter stage left ducking under the cameras view, but my efforts were for all for naught as he decided it’d be far more interesting to watch me crawling on the ground than to film our red panty wearing vixen Karmella Sutra.  Who incidentally is brand new to porn and we were trying to give the impression that porn is a serious business!  Boy did we put that rumour to bed and fast.  Unfortunately these jovial antics were seriously cutting in to my drinking time!  Eventually we did finish the scene even made it out to the club before last call.  What more can you ask for really?

Lucky for us Karmella has a good sense of humour and is still answering our phone calls… so far.

Watch the real full scene here! Fucked Panties

Janessa Jordan can get rather hyper and ADHD, especially after a long day of sex and waaay to much coffee! I know I know, the pot and tea kettle right? Just watch the fuckin vid.

During our recent weekend of shooting video Sandra Syn brought along a hot friend who was interested in having sex on screen. Marissa Frost is a cute little black beauty with a big smile and booty to match. A self-professed princess with a sassy attitude; she watched intently, taking notes as I filmed her friends fucking around in the bathroom, helped with lighting, fetched me my coffee… ok maybe was a bit embellished. She did however enjoy herself and made the decision to shoot her first videos then and there!

I had the pleasure of shooting her first ever solo masturbation video. After a little coaching and messing around she put down a sexy little show that managed to get me sprung like T-Pain.

This past week has been pretty crazy, but busy is certainly better than not! It was a good week of firsts for new girls. The beginning of the week I was fortunate enough to be the first on screen blowjob for a cute little blonde named Jewels. Sweet little ass, Gum Drop titties and a very soft mouth! Almost had to resort to thinking about baseball as this 20 minute BJ scene came dangerously close to being a 3 minute scene. I’m very anxious to see what she does in the future!

The rest of the week has been mostly boring post-production, and interweb geek shit, I need to find someone who knows photoshop, dreamweaver, video encoding, and can do paper work… for $3.25 an hour. Until then I guess I’m just stuck doing it myself…

Luckily for me Janessa Jordan who is infinitely more fun than I am, calls and says she wants to shoot/fuck with Sandra Syn from SandraSyn.net. She a petite brunette with fantastic boobs and a willingness to share them with the world, which makes her OK in my book. Now I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t the slightest bit jealous having to be the cameraman for this shoot. Sitting back and just watching other people have sex is always a bit of a pain in the balls, but filming has always been a passion of mine and there are far worse ways to spend a day so I’ll get over it.

That and I’m gonna make Bucky film next time