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Hey everybody! New Years is over and it”s time to get back to business. Lucky for me I”m in the Porn biz so it”s not difficult for me to get up in the morning. No Morning wood pun intended. This month is very busy in the adult world, with the AVN awards coming up various trade shows and of course from January 11-14, 2007 the Annual Taboo Sex Show in my home city of Vancouver! I”ll be there signing autographs at the Adult Rental Booth. They are a video on demand service where you don”t have to pay a subscription. Just sign up and pay for the movies you want to see individually! Perfect for a quick smash. I”ll have to see if they”ll let me have some credit there but I digress. On the off chance you want to see chicks there, my gorgeous leading lady Alexandra Belle and the buxom biker chick Harlee Ryder are also going to grace the illustrious booth. Ok who am I kidding I”m actually just lucky to be there and I”m sure these hot local Pornstars are gonna be the stars of this show! No worries I”ll get over it. I get to hang out with these ladies all weekend! I”m sure some other local porn beauties will come out to play if I score them some tickets!  I fuckin” hate my life!