Well like the title says I went to the clinic for my ongoing effort to screen myself for ebola and other such plagues on humankind. By now you’d think I’d have this down to a science, but the last two times I’ve done this I’ve managed to “Forget” to pee in the damn cup! I literally went to the bathroom, opened the little plastic jar peed and as I’m shaking myself dry I look over at the empty cup… AWESOME! Now I get to go and tell the nurse that I lack the mental capacity to pee in a plastic cup… Bucky who was also testing at the time had a wicked laugh at my expense… but Karma’s a bitch and did the same damn thing, though to his credit he was able to shake out just enough for the sample. I decided to go to the local coffee shop in the hopes I’d be able to round up enough to give it another go, so the nurse hands me the cup and puts it in a discreet little plastic bag with a huge ORANGE BIOHAZARD symbol on it, and says, “Just drop it off when you get back,” I could just see me now dropping this bag on the counter as I order my Supremo Vanilla Latte, while the Barista wonders what disease I might be carrying around. Lets just say I’d rather walk around with the Pee Cup in my pocket mmkay Thanks!

Other than my obvious brain damage, the rest of the week went smoothly, shooting (behind the cam) for several colleagues editing some hot new MILF footage for an upcoming site, (I love being the first to smash to new material) and enjoying the Sunshine with Janessa Jordan, Sandra Syn and Marissa Frost, the latter two boldly volunteering to wash a dirty Mercedes for us. (Now if I could only get them to do that to my Ranger…) Janessa was nice enough to join us later in the day for some three way girl action. Unfortunately all the hot pics of Janessa got scooped up by her and will probably end up on her blog. I may swing by later as her pics always liven up this little blog.