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Anna Nikova is an incredibly busty brunette with an inhuman lust for cock.  It was all we could do to keep her holes filled without launching serious loads directly into her greedy cunt.  Like most french girls she is a foul mouthed trucker but man does she suck a mean dick.  Cumming on this woman’s face was my pleasure.  My only regret is I didn’t get to take it to the hoop with this one… but tomorrows only a day away. 

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Pardon the late posting everyone, it may seem like things have been quiet but it is the exact opposite.  Things have been crazy but things have been busy!  A couple weekends ago I went out the Auto show at BC place.  Went there just on a whim as I heard a friend of mine was going to be half-nekkid draped over cars almost as hot as she is so I figured it would be a great way to kill the afternoon.  Got in there got to see some really hot cars and some hotter ladies.  Drooling over the Lambo’s, Ferraris, though personally I’d like to have the Subaru rally racers.  That is of course if I wanted something with 4 wheels.   Thankfully for me they did have a small selection of motorcycles to look at. My parter in crime took a shine to the hot pink hello kitty car.  To each his own I guess.   If you like this sort of thing than the video will interest you, if not there is still a good collection of babes to look at, and some “Wanna Be Pornstars” acting up.

Even with all the cool things they had there, what made it worth the price of admission is walking right past someone who made me do a double take.   I look over to my right and see Arianny Celeste. If you are even a remote UFC fan you know her as the stunning ring girl from the Octagon.  I wish these pictures could do her justice because this girl is even better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.  Photographers who over-photoshop her pics should be subjected to a severe anal fisting.  I was lucky enough to catch her before anyone knew she was there so I didn’t have to deal 400 people just for a picture, though that may have been better having extra time she asked to see the pic after it was taken.  Of course this being a secondary work camera, the first thing that popped up was a nude female bottom among other things.  Glad she has a good sense of humour. 

Outstanding show… all around!

- GSP was on a mission and while Serra can beat anyone on any given day he’s still not in GSP’s league. That’s not an insult to Serra either, hell Matt Hughes (the supposed best of all time isn’t in GSP’s league) I really think GSP is the only guy in the range to take on Anderson Silva. Unfortunately GSP’s last interview stated that’s not likely to happen, but we can all hope!
Now we get to see Serra and Hughes go at it. I hope Serra beats the crap outta that loudmouth. Glad he left the arena in a chorus of cheers.

- Rich Franklin did exactly what I thought he would. Solid aggressive gameplan and out worked Lutter. That was a beautiful counter to the armbar as well. That move seems awkward but works really well to rotate the elbow. Travis Lutter had nothing after pretty much 3/4s into the first round. Train harder… maybe he can go train with Starnes… (OMFG)

- Bisping looked great, and will do well at middleweight. Unfortunately I still think he is an ass who lacks anything resembling class after Losing to Hamill and the way he acted after the judges awarded him the victory anyways.

- I saw some highlights of how Demian Maia submitted Ed Herman (A travesty that it wasn’t televised) a nice looking triangle choke from the top.

- Jason “The Athlete” Macdonald won KO of the night against Joe Doerkson (Once again something that should’ve been televised.
- From what I heard about the Sam Stout VS Rich Clementi fight it was a slugfest war. Clementi by split decision. Yet another fight that should’ve been televised.

- Danzig / Bocek fight was good too. Danzig was too much but Bocek showed tremendous heart, and took a beating, but never stopped going. Still and impressive UFC debut, and I’ll wager Dana will have him back. I’d take a guy like that on a card any day, even if he loses!

- Now the fight I’ve been avoiding! Nate Quarry VS Kalib Starnes. WTF! He’s from Surrey which is a part of the Greater Vancouver Area where I am. So naturally I was hoping for the hometown boy. Wasn’t betting on it but, whatever. Talking shit, flipping the bird (it’s a fight dumbass, throw punches if you hate him so much.) Even 10-20 full seconds of Nate covering his eyes and flailing with mario bros style hammerfists couldn’t entice the The Koward Kalib to fight. What a disgrace. There is no Warrior spirit in that boy at all. 10000-1 odds he never gets another call from the UFC again…except maybe to reclaim the travel costs. As a former fighter myself it was disgusting to see. There are far more deserving people of the PPV time. And the way his camp acted towards Nate after? Jumping up and down, pointing fingers, talking shit. All very much loser thug mentality. Big group, big talking. One on one… different story. Sorry done ranting now…..

- Watched the fight network after the show (Canadian Channel not sure if it’s available in the US) but Big John Mcarthy and Randy Couture were hosting. “Kalib shoulda had a unicycle so he could’ve backed away faster,” laughed Randy. A more serious Big John said, “Kalib just backed his was outta the octagon and outta the UFC. He did not come to fight!”

All in all a great show well done by the UFC and Montreal.

Been waiting for this day for a long time! The biggest event in UFC history comes to Montreal!  GSP finally gets to step back in the Octagon to reclaim his title! Now that said I am certainly not looking past Matt Serra, nor am I one of the guys who calls his previous win a fluke. Quite the contrary, he is a gifted fighter with tremendous heart, who capitalized on a good move to take out the seemingly unstoppable GSP. Which was the culmination of a story that couldn’t have been scripted better if it was written for TV. Spending weeks training and fighting a group of Last Chance fighters from the Ultimate Fighter show to earn a title shot for one final shot at UFC glory. No one expected him to win but he fucking did! Convincingly.

Now with that out of the way I think the dream is about to be over for Matt Serra. He is about to step in to the Octagon with a determined, focused Georges St. Pierre who has spent last few years dismantling the most dominating Welterweight of all time, out handling the “Best Wrestler” in the UFC Josh Koscheck (Read my last MMA post for my thoughts on that garbage) the “Prodigy” BJ Penn has even fallen at the hands of GSP. If Georges has shown us anything it’s that when he loses he becomes a different fighter. I’m calling this one over in the second round by TKO/KO.

The entire card is one that is near guaranteed to be exciting, not the least of which is Rich Frankin VS Travis Lutter. While a guy like Lutter will always be dangerous I see Rich taking him out by TKO/KO in the third round.

Nate “The Rock” Quarry VS Kalib Starnes is set to be a good one as well. Nate has proven time and again that he is a heavy handed powerhouse, so expect this one to be rough. Kalib is a BC boy with a lot of potential so I’m just gonna have to call this one for the hometown kid and say 3rd Round decision for Kalib.

Normally I wouldn’t go against a fighter just out of principle; however the lack of class, unprofessional, unsportsmanlike garbage we’ve seen from Michael Bisping has me hoping he takes a few fists full of humble pie, if for no other reason than to brighten Matt Hamill’s day.

The rest of the card is highlighted by many other great fighters including some touggh fellow Canadians the likes of Joe Doerksen, Jason Macdonald, Sam Stout and Jonathan Goulet. All in all no matter what happens this will be one to remember! Hopefully my next post will be about how all my predictions came true!

Cheers and Beers

Wanderlei “Axe Murderer” Silva VS Chuck “Iceman” Liddell

Well it’s a little off theme, but I’m gonna post anyways. Wanderlei Silva VS Chuck Liddell, Finally! The long awaited Clash of the Titans we have all been waiting for! The match itself did end up being a very good “SlugFest” but I was disappointed with it overall. My reasoning is partly due to the gameplan of the Axe Murderer, and the rules in the UFC.

Firstly Wandy never seemed to do anything further than a few boxing combos. Where were the knees, and Clinch we grown to love over the years? It just didn’t seem like he was the Silva of legend. As for the rules in the UFC, I believe at least in part this had a part to play in Silvas performance. There were a couple of good opportunities for Wandy to close and pounce on Liddell, one slip and one hard face shot. Though, because of the rules in the UFC such as no knees or kicking a downed opponent (that Silva has been famous for) he just backed up and let Chuck back to his feet.

Before people start getting all riled up I know the UFC has to abide by certain Athletic Commissions as well they make their own brand of MMA. Which they have done admirably. Also I am not saying that Silva would have won if the fight had been in a Ring under old Pride rules. I just wish we’d have that question answered.

Also Chuck fought a great fight, had a good game plan and a Solid chin. He fought his fight, even went for a few take downs which further took Wanderlei out of his own game plan. Truth be known I was betting against Chuck but he came out on top and was the better fighter that night. Congrats to him.

Georges “Rush” St. Pierre VS Matt Hughes

Congrats to GSP, I think he was in some of the best shape of his career that night! Stuffing all of Matt Hughes take down attempts and scoring all of his. This was a complete ass raping if I ever saw one. From start to finish.

One thing that pissed me off was all this pre-fight non-sense about GSP not being shape, unprepared and Matt Hughes “Going back to his roots” and his wrestling. Pure UFC hype-machine. Brilliant marketing, but a serious disservice to honest commentating. First I’ll deal with the part about GSP not being in shape, and unprepared. Prior to this match he was helping to train Keith Jardine for his match with Liddell, also Nate Marquardt, Rashad Evans and has always trained with a host of world class athletes. When he got the offer to fight he was training for the Canadian Olympic Wrestling trials. Anyone who has ever wrestled would know that yo don’t go in to anything of that caliber out of shape.

Now on to Matt Hughes going back to his wrestling roots. The last fight saw Hughes frustrated by GSP’s takedown defence and taken down at will by GSP. Even when Matt “The Wrestling Legend” Hughes has both hands around his waist he could not take him down! So what exactly is different in his game plan? He was out-wrestled last time, so how is this argument valid? Not to mention the fact that hardly a word was spoken about GSP’s wrestling ability. Which even without Hughes in the mix, GSP has dominated wrestlers at their own game! Take Josh Koscheck for example. He has been called the best pure wrestler in MMA! I call bullshit! GSP in that fight controlled and won that fight against Kos in the ground game! Overwhelming the blond kid at “His own game”. Now some have said that GSP was MMA Wresling which is different from pure wrestling due to worrying about punches and knees for instance. OK even if that had merit (which is debatable IMO) then let me direct your attention to a man named Otto Olsen. I have had the pleasure of training with him and watching many of his fights live and he is one of the best “Wrestlers” I have ever seen fight. Strong as fuck and incredibly skilled. He also holds an NCAA win over Josh Koscheck. Overall they are 1-1 against each other from what I found out anyway.Link Here

Now look to GSP vs Otto Olsen in the ADCC tournament. The premiere pure submission grappling tournament in the world. GSP with no striking to rely on handled him pretty effectively, as he handled Kos in MMA, and Matt Hughes. So tell me again what is different? There is no debate over who is the better striker, or submission specialist. Though this wrestling thing keeps coming up. I’m gonna say this publicly, Georges St. Pierre is the best Wrestler in MMA right now!

I am also impressed with his show of class at the end of his match, by publicly declaring Matt Serra the true UFC Welterweight Champion. Matt Serra did dethrone him and does hold the current belt and regardless of the debate whether it was a fluke or could never happen again, it did happen. George acknowledge it, and it did happen. Hats off to George and Matt Serra. I can’t wait for this match.

Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida VS Rameau “The African Assassin” Thierry Sokoudjou

This was a fight I was anxiously awaiting. Having not seen much of Machida fight (but have heard plenty) and only seeing Sokoudjou fight twice, beating Ricardo Arona and Rogerio Nogueira in the first round by brutal KO in both matches, I was honestly unsure what to expect. Lets just say Machida made a fanof me that night. I have heard some call him boring but the kid is incredibly talented. Hitting shot after shot with precision, then his ground game played to perfection ultimately submitting the African Assassin via Arm Triangle choke. Honestly Soko looked completely out of his element on the ground and seemed clueless on how to defend this type of choke. That being said he is another gifted young athlete who we will see more of I’m sure of it!

Rich “No Love” Clementi VS Melvin “The Young Assasin” Guillard

I don’t know why but really enjoyed seeing Clementi shut this loud mouth up. All he does is talk shit and does nothing else. Good for Rich!

I could go on but no one needs to read a book. Hope everyone is planning on having a safe and Happy New Year!

Cheers and Beers, peace on earth, and all that!

Lance

Well much as I like sex, I do have other hobbies. I decided I wanted to get back into Mixed Martial Arts. I haven’t trained MMA in a while and here”s the proof!

Oddly enough I had the time of my life training again, and I’ll tell you water has NEVER tasted so good as after this! Between that and the Edmonton Oilers ousting the Detroit Redwings in the NHL playoffs, it”s been a good day! Cheers and Beers All! Tommorrow’s update is gonna involve a sneek peek at a tight little new cummer that is participating in her first Boy Girl performance! And it”s a legendary Cum on Her Face Gangbang! Go big or go home!