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Busy busy friggin couple of weeks. I’ve been a hermit geeking out like crazy just editing videos, making DVD’s, picture processing, shooting, performing, and finding time in between to smash off. Leaving little time for actual human interaction! Anyone wanna hang with a couped up cuddle slut? Let me know, but I digress…

One of the biggest things we are doing right now is putting a DVD label together to put all of our new and future productions under.  After weeks ( or Minutes depending on relativity) of intensive brainstorming and development we came with our label Bio X Films. Bio for Biological part of people and sex; the X is self-explanatory, and the Bio Hazard inference is indicative of the Hazardous conditions ladies put themselves into for the sake of smut. Apparently eyeballs love jizz… Once again I digress.

Below is a free video sample of a strip tease by the gorgeous Karmella Sutra for our new site/video line Handgasm (Still in production), sporting the new label.

Another project we have been working diligently on is obviously Glory Hole Dreams which is counter to the normal genre of Glory Holes which usually take place in a “shitty location” with questionable sanitation. We on the other hand have attempted to make the girls feel special and sexy, like princesses as they fuck and suck the anonymous cocks though the gilded holes. Things that make you go hmmmm….

Recently on set for Handgasm and Glory Hole Dreams is Rihannon Sky, a hot brunette blessed with an unfair share of breasts and shape. Not that I am complaining, they passed the taste test with flying colours.  Also pictured below are the tattooed hottie Jenn Seven, Asian delight Lola, Karmella Sutra, (who happens to be taking a well deserved coffee break, and finally Natalya a caliente Mexican girl with soft hands and boucy booty. All in all for all the headaches and mouse clicking it was a very productive week. I was hating life then I had to remind myself, there are worse ways to make money.

Cheers and Beers,

Lance

Well like the title says I went to the clinic for my ongoing effort to screen myself for ebola and other such plagues on humankind. By now you’d think I’d have this down to a science, but the last two times I’ve done this I’ve managed to “Forget” to pee in the damn cup! I literally went to the bathroom, opened the little plastic jar peed and as I’m shaking myself dry I look over at the empty cup… AWESOME! Now I get to go and tell the nurse that I lack the mental capacity to pee in a plastic cup… Bucky who was also testing at the time had a wicked laugh at my expense… but Karma’s a bitch and did the same damn thing, though to his credit he was able to shake out just enough for the sample. I decided to go to the local coffee shop in the hopes I’d be able to round up enough to give it another go, so the nurse hands me the cup and puts it in a discreet little plastic bag with a huge ORANGE BIOHAZARD symbol on it, and says, “Just drop it off when you get back,” I could just see me now dropping this bag on the counter as I order my Supremo Vanilla Latte, while the Barista wonders what disease I might be carrying around. Lets just say I’d rather walk around with the Pee Cup in my pocket mmkay Thanks!

Other than my obvious brain damage, the rest of the week went smoothly, shooting (behind the cam) for several colleagues editing some hot new MILF footage for an upcoming site, (I love being the first to smash to new material) and enjoying the Sunshine with Janessa Jordan, Sandra Syn and Marissa Frost, the latter two boldly volunteering to wash a dirty Mercedes for us. (Now if I could only get them to do that to my Ranger…) Janessa was nice enough to join us later in the day for some three way girl action. Unfortunately all the hot pics of Janessa got scooped up by her and will probably end up on her blog. I may swing by later as her pics always liven up this little blog.

Ok this is the video I was most anxious to see! The final night of the Forum the boys at Girls Gone Wild put on a blowout at a local bar to cap off what was an already outstanding weekend of business, booze and babes! Like I said before these guys know how to party. People appearing in this video are Dwreck, the gentleman doing most of the hosting, myself doing some attention whoring and filming, and of course s few hotties, including Diddylicious, and Carmen of Craving Carmen. Thanks to all the people I partied with this weekend. I certainly hope everyone had as good a time as I did!

Cheers and Beers!

Lance

This first video shows a little bit of whats been going on at the show with special appearances by “Dwreck”, the Phil-Flash girls and a shot of the after party with Penny Flame doing a bit of Pole dancing for us. Shoulda got more footage but hey I had shots to do.

This second video shows some of the pool party, more of Penny Flame bouncing up and down, some gratuitous boobies, Katja Kassin lounging at the pool, Lexie Belle choking someone out and I even get to kiss a little ass. All between Jager Bombs of course.

Ok so you know how we went to Arizona for the porn convention, the Phoenix Forum. What you may not realize is a road trip from Vancouver is over 2600 KM, of mind-numbing I-5, and soul sucking desert night driving. If you wanna see our steady progression or should I say regression, from happy go lucky Porn goers to soulless shells of our former selves then enjoy the video. The good stuff is yet to come as soon as I edit the rest, the real party!

Lance

OMFG, what can I say about a party that could’ve just about been one of the best of my life! A lotion rubdown from Katja Kassin while I tanned; getting my ass and crotch rubbed by Lexie Belle (even though I had to amuse her with embarrassing belly tricks for it), and hanging with Penny Flame in the Girls Gone Wild VIP lounge, this trip was more like Penthouse Letter than a boring trade show.

Getting there is half the fun… so they say. If you ever have the opportunity to drive from Vancouver to Phoenix… just fuckin don’t! 26 hours of driving stopping only for whizz breaks and Jack in the Box, which incidentally gets greasier the further south you go. Though if you do in fact drive, then you will certainly see some wonderful sights. I wish we had more time to stop and take pics, but what we did get was pretty incredible. After the show we took a leisurely drive over the Hoover dam, to Las Vegas, where I had to sadly abondon my friends to make the rest of the drive home alone, I was crushed let me tell ya. Drive safe guys!

Now about the show, the Phoenix Forum is an internet Business to Business convention. Which means all kinds of web guys in porn come together to discuss the biz. The difference here is it is done by the pool, in clubs, and at special poker nights in the suites, just like real business right? First night in consisted of the early birds at the Xbiz pre warm up party. Got to get together with some old friends and introduce myself to some new ones before the real party happens. The rest of the weekend pretty much consisted of seminars and open bars and pool parties. Really boring shit, let me tell you!

Highlights for me consisted of meeting the impossibly cute Eva Angelina, getting offered a suntan lotion rubdown by Katja Kassin who seemed genuinely concerned with the health of my skin, hanging with Penny Flame the coolest Pornstar I know, Diddylicious, and Craving Carmen two of the hottest internet girls online at the Girls Gone Wild VIP party. I’m sure it comes as no surprise but I must say the Girls Gone Wild crew know how to throw a party! It’s amazing how many girls will take their shirts off in a crowded bar as soon as a camera gets thrown on them, especially at a porn party! I’m sure there is more I could say about all this except that I am still not fully recovered from all the festivities. There is some video to go along with these pics so hopefully I’ll get them posted soon. For those interested there are more pics posted here. Full Album

Cheers and Beers all.

It’s been no secret for a while now, but Canadian Porn Icon Phatzane is retired from the jizz biz. Pzane may be best remembered for his roles in Milfriders and HerfirstBigCock, during the reality porn heyday.
Of course his list of credits too numerous to list, (over 700) also includes many large companies such as Naughty America, and tons of others. His dick has pretty much taken him all over, Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver and of course LA, where it’s always too damn hot for us Canucks, and even some squirrels who’d rather chill in the shade than collect nuts.

Anyways I’d just like to say Bon Voyage to a guy who’s been a good friend and wish him the best in his life as a normal person. Cheers and beers Bro.

Lance

Had a Birthday this friday, and I wanted to do something different. My good friend Zahf Paroo has put together Vancouvers only live Sketch Comedy show with a talented group of Vancouver actors and comedians called Grimaldis Asylum. Basically its a Saturday Night Live format with a hilarious new show every weekend. If you are ever in the area and want to experience something different from getting shit faced, or sampling BC’s finest bud then this is the perfect place to start your night! Not too mention one of Vancouvers hottest nightspots Tonic is literally right next door! If you like to laugh and want to have something worth remembering on your night out, I highly encourage checking them out! They have 2 show’s every Friday and Saturday night at the Tom Lee theater! I’m certainly gonna be a regular!

Cheers and Beers all!

Lance

(Here is a small sample of what they have to offer)

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Looking through some content we shot last summer I came across this pic I thought I’d share. We were out by some old railroad tracks shooting some hot Girl Girl action with the Stunning Harlee Ryder and the ever spectacular Janessa Jordan. Got a good sunny spot through some trees too. Hope you enjoy. It was a rough day.

I have been married for over 10 years now to one of the Adult industry’s most beautiful women, Alexandra Belle. Not only is she stunning to look at she is also my best friend and a fantastic cook! We’ve been together for what seems like forever and I can’t wait to see what comes next! I figured I’d throw out some recent pics of her. If it wasn’t for her I’d have nothing. She truely is the Ultimate Wife for me!
I love you Boo!

Lance