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While I generally don’t go in for all of this gossip shit, I stumbled on something interesting today.  Apparently Tiger Woods has a porn star fetish, like most men with penises.  So it should come as no surprise he’d take a stab at one.  The said girl can be found the Spike Website, and when I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes I knew something looked familiar.  As soon as I saw it I knew I had seen that desk before!

In fact I’ve even had sex on that very desk!  How many people can say they’ve had a chick before the immortal golf god Tiger?  Admittedly it’s probably a pretty long list,  but I’m happy to report Phatzane and Lance Strong are on it!  I’m actually glad we did this scene well before Tiger got to her, from what I’ve read in the news he gets around a lot and seems pretty dirty.  No telling what he’s got!  :S

Check out the entire scene here or just check the trailer below if you are a quick shot.

Jenn Seven is a taut little cutie with a tough girl image.  Tattooed, pierced in all the naughty places and a wonderful trucker mouth that would rival even the raunchiest sailor, and I say that with the utmost respect.    Her hands thankfully are another story, soft and silky, perfect for giving mind blowing handjobs!  Sadly I was but a horny observer in this little stroke fest behind the camera.  Thankfully the sexy girl made it up to me in private.  Made it all the more nasty.  Grrr.

Where was I again?  Oh yeah Jenn’s sexually educated hands.  This girl certainly gave Bucky a good run as the poor bastard had to call cut only about 10 times or risk a very short scene.  It almost seemed like a game to her bringing him to the edge over and over again.  Maybe we should have slipped a little Viagra in him to numb him out a bit!   This is the kind of girl you do not tell Mama about, but will make a delicious tale for your horny friends.  Lets be honest the world could use more uninhibited babes like her.

Till then cheers and beers all.  See the full scene here.

Lance

Capri Cavalli is a delicious young woman with a firm ass and big tits on a small little frame.   Sometimes her lesser known assets go unnoticed, notably her well taken care of hands.  This of course made her a perfect addition to our young HD handjob site Handgasm.com As soon as she wrapped her hands around my cock I swear I thought it would be over in mere seconds.  Seriously it’s not everyday a girl that hot and taut decides she’d like to stroke my cock. Only happens once a week at best.    She even had the courtesy to suggest a little oil in order to let things slide nice and slick.  This is one scene I’d like to relive over and over!  Thankfully with the video evidence I can, and I can share it with all of you!

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Cheers and beers all.

Lance

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Not much intellectual substance in this particular article it’s just an excuse to post pics really.  A little while back I got a call from a couple of friends who wanted to do a sex show in a strip club.  Seeing as those friends were two blondes willing to do a double team on me the decision was a difficult for me.  Mercedeez and Missy Mayhem picked me up drove me to a bar, fed me beer tore my clothes off and demanded I do bad things until I cum on them.  It was hard to take really but I rolled with it.     Sometimes good things just happen for no reason. 

Cheers and Beers,

Lance

DD Babe Jade Kincaid

Bout a month ago I was directing a “Self Shot Amateur” style scene.  Which consisted of me showing the  models how to point the camera and letting them run with it.  Yet another rough day at the office it seems.  Although sitting around watching other people have sex was never something I could do without getting worked up myself.  What made it even more difficult is the female model brought along her friend Jade Kinkaid.  A busty babe with natural DD’s who is incidentally also a model and also gets all worked up watching people fuck.

We went in to the other room so as to not disturb our humping companions when she began complaining she wanted to see a cumshot.  Being the jackass that I am I jokingly offered to show one in 60 seconds if she wanted.  Calling my bluff, without hesitation she dropped to her knees and held out her hand, smiled and said, “Go“.  She began counting as I contemplated my options.  I could laugh this off pretend I was just fucking around; or I could be the twisted fuck that I play in the videos and snap a batch in her hand.  What to do… what to do?  I told her only on the condition that she rub my nuts, she gleefully started rubbing with her free hand and didn’t say a word except to continue the count which now stood at about 11 seconds.

Seeing that busty beauty on her knees, her cute face and having the ball massage it obviously didn’t take long to make good on my promise.  About second 42 if memory serves.    Then with perfect timing our other pornographic performers declared they needed a break so my shy cum queen walked in to show off her hard earned hand cream.  Not a bad load  for a 30 second smash I might add, but I digress.

After a quick coffee break we continued our little production and lo and behold my busty babe decided she was bored and wanted to go play with the Glory Hole we have set up downstairs.  Now she tells me dammit!  I wasted a perfectly good load on her hands and now she wants to suck some cock!  I thought briefly about complaining, decided against it, and led the lady to the Glory Hole set where she rehearsed her upcoming role.  20 Minutes of non committal blowjob and frenzied finger fucking later, we were rudely interupted by the working couple upstairs who wanted to finish up and call it a wrap.  The nerve of them wanting me to actually work!

Vergina has poor judgement wearing open toed shoes in winter!

I don’t personally have a type as far as women go.  In fact I’ll go for just about anyone if she’s pretty and sometimes even that’s negotiable.   Lately I’ve had a serious craving for a cute redhead though.  Someone sent me a link the other day of a scene I had done with a gorgeous redhead a while back  named Verginia.   It was a foot fuck scene, not usually my personal cup o’ sex but anything to get near this cute faced hottie, and cuddle up to her near perfect skin and tits!  Sometimes when life throws you lemons, you make love to a pretty girls feet but I digress. :S

Milky white skin covered in cum

We picked her up outside where she was foolishly wearing open toed shoes.  At least her French Manicured Feet showed through the snow that accumulated on her toes.  Remember I said she was a sweetheart and hot as fuck, I never said anything about practical.   Getting down to business we messed around warmed up her feet, then wrapped her long legs around me and cuddled me from behind while pumping with her best impression of a foot fist.  Happiness is only a naked cuddle away

Busty brunette Julie licks feet!

Having completed the scene Verginia got cleaned up and ready for her next foot scene with the lovely Julie in a lesbian foot worship session.  Julie is an incredible babe with amazing D-Cup natural tits and cute curvy body to compliment her angel face.  Much to my personal dismay she is a girls girl as far as porn is concerned so I’ll have to be content to enjoy her beauty in pictures.  Life’s rough, get me a rope.

Red and Black are a nice colour combo

Verginia foot Videos

Lesbian Foot Sex Pictures

Jasmine is fun to cuddle!

Jasmine whom you may all remember from a recent Handjob article and behind the scenes panty fetish video, found it necessary to brave the porn waters once more with a trip to our glamorous glory hole!  We took our bouncy young lady in to see what she could do with a hole in the wall and a hard cock poking through it!  Personally I don’t think this deceptively innocent looking young lady has ever run out of ways to deal with a hard dick!  She proved my point today with her energetic cock sucking and eager fucking!

I love these tits!

Normally I have no issues keeping my load in check until the proper time but something about this girl had me counting backwards from 1000, reciting sports stats in my head, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, basically thinking of anything but the brilliant blowjob I was getting.  It may have had something to do with the way she smelled, how did she know I am crazy about the scent of vanilla on a woman?

I thankfully was able to hold off the impending show stopper for just long enough before finally emptying everything I had in my sac in her warm, waiting mouth !  One thing about fucking with a glory hole is, it’s very easy on the guy!  All I have to do is hold still while this hot Indian babe did all the work for me!  Miss jasmine on the other hand had to work her little tail off to pull of this scene!  Bless her little heart!  To top it all of she took me out to McDonald’s for a Big Mac afterward!

To recap, a blowjob from super soft lips, fucking a banging babe, and being taken out for junk food,  Damn life is rough!

Aside from the blowjob in a booth and Jasmine fucking my dick in a box it was a rather uneventful day.  Being slightly sick I think I may have to curl up in a big blanket and feel sorry for myself tonight.    Hopefully tomorrow is a better day!

Cheers and Beers all!

Lance

Official Signed Kate Football.

The last two months have been ridiculously busy.  Having to shoot several new lines both for myself and for others, planning for an upcoming convention, The Phoenix Forum, and I still have to find time to have sex with these women.  Somebody get me a rope.  This particular day was rather interesting, we were shooting at a friends studio so he and one of his models were there on set, to constructively critique the goings on I imagine.  The Studio we were at belonged to a Guy named Spunky, who runs some very successful websites, such as  the ridiculously cute Diddlylicious,  (see other post about Diddy) and my infinite internet crush Kate’s Playground.   Sadly I’m probably not worthy but hey even I can dream right? 

Jenny and I get to know each other.

The task at hand today was to first film our brand spanking new redhead  hottie Jenny for another Fucked Panties update.  A gentle panty fetish fuck scene perfect for a lady new to to world of porn.  Our fresh faced cutie did a fantastic job in the scene, showing of 5 separate pairs of Panties.  Now the Spunky Model on set was the gorgeous Ashley of Ashley’s Candy.  She happily snapped these behind the scenes photos for me while enthusiastically cheering me to, “Fuck those panties!” while we worked on the still pictures.  Thanks for being such a Spunky Cheerleader gorgeous! 

The day was going swimmingly and we are all ready to begin shooting production number 2.  This was Jenny as well as myself and two other guys.  She certainly was in for more of a workout this time as 3 is far more to focus on than one!

Don't get so close with those hairy legs!

Ashley being a doll, volunteered to go out for a Wendy’s run, bless her heart.  She unfortunately found out, much to all of our dismay; that the automatic gate for which we have keycards, is on a time lock!  Yay, none of us are getting out it seems, and I’m still hungry dammit!  It’s a good thing I was looking forward to fucking a little more or I might have been slightly annoyed.  :S  With scene number 2 out of the way and done we found a way out on foot and caught cabs home till our vehicles were let loose in the morning.  Such are the days of my life, fucking beautiful girls, in front of beautiful girls, who are willing to go and get me food.    What was I talking about again?  Fuck it, I just wanna cuddle.

Cheers and Beers,

Lance

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Our featured  Handgasm girl is none other than busty dream babe Rihannon Sky!  Laying seductively by the fire she painted her sexy nails waiting patiently for a cock to play with!  As she takes it in to her hands she strokes it long and hard in a variety of body exposing positions!  Obviously our favourite part was when she finally managed to coax the cum on to her immaculate tits, and proceeds to rub it all in till there is nothing left but a sticky white sheen all over her perfect bust!

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Until later Cheers and Beers all!

Lance

Karma is a hot little Russian babe with a super booty!  The first thing I could think of when I met her a few years ago was how badly I wanted to sink my teeth in to it!  Thankfully I have had the opportunity on multiple occasions now!  The latest of those times was for a site Called HD Internet Hookups.  The video presentation of what it’s like to meet hot chicks looking for sex on an internet dating site.  I hadnt actually seen her in a while as I was out of town for a while, and damn was I impressed with how much hotter she has gotten!  She started out cute as fuck, but actually bucked the regualar porn girl trend, took care of herself and got hotter!  My only regret with this scene was that it was too short!