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Ever since Sarah Palin came on to the scene there has been one single thought on everyone’s mind, “Man I’d like to fuck her!”  Truth be told she’d probably be a better speaker with a dick in her mouth considering the dumbshit things she has already said.  But lets leave politics out of it.  The female version of George W sure has had her share of impersonators given the short time frame that the world has given a shit who she is, notably Tina Fey, and now the incomparable super slut Lisa Ann!

Our good friends over at Cougars in Heat have created a National Pornographic masterpiece!  Not satisfied with being the undisputed kings of HD MILF porn, they have gone and taken popular Politics and made it bearable by putting Joe the Plumber’s Cock into everyone’s favorite goofball Governor hockey mom!

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It was a good week last week!  Performed in 6 scenes directed a couple others produced one of my own and stood by as assistant for Vancouver Glamour Photographer Blaine, of Glamour Photos, trying to sharpen my still photography skills.  It was technically demanding but I’ll get over it especially since it’s a nice perk just being on set with these stunning women.  Even if they don’t all get naked.  He took some good pics by the pool with a sultry woman in the sun.  Also assisted in a fetish shoot for Janessa Jordan who did an amazing smoking set and a stocking set.  Once the pictures were taken I got to shoot a hot video of her masturbating in her sexy stockings which will be part of her site updates!

One of the projects I performed in were for the upcoming www.heroesbang.com with a Superheroes VS Super Villians theme.  A creative mix of comic book style violence and hardcore sex this has been one of the most fun projects I’ve been on.  It’s honestly a comic book nerds wet dream, which I certainly can relate.  I’ll expand on this one at a later time, I have some good behind the scenes pics and video to throw up on that. 

The other scenes I perfoming for a Producer from out of town who is the man behind the Fucked Panties debachle from a previous behind the scenes video I posted This time he was in town getting updates for one of the sister sites to Fucked Panties called Spy Cam Massage which is a voyeur site based on the Rub and Tug and Fuck style of massage parlours.  It was a welcome change to regular shoots as all the direction I get for the scene is “fuck for this long and go at it!” No stopping to change tapes, no camera up my ball sack, just gorgeous girls and great sex with no cuts!  All in all I got to do scenes with Jewles West a sensual little blonde with a taught body, Karmella Sutra who’s always amazing to work with even if it’s just her lips doing a cameo on my cheek, and the brand new never done anything in Porn Ava Armani!  Fresh faces are always good to work with especially when you get the honour of being their very first onscreen experience.  She’ll be back for more I’m sure

Man what a shitty week… Cheers and beers all.

Janessa Jordan can get rather hyper and ADHD, especially after a long day of sex and waaay to much coffee! I know I know, the pot and tea kettle right? Just watch the fuckin vid.

During our recent weekend of shooting video Sandra Syn brought along a hot friend who was interested in having sex on screen. Marissa Frost is a cute little black beauty with a big smile and booty to match. A self-professed princess with a sassy attitude; she watched intently, taking notes as I filmed her friends fucking around in the bathroom, helped with lighting, fetched me my coffee… ok maybe was a bit embellished. She did however enjoy herself and made the decision to shoot her first videos then and there!

I had the pleasure of shooting her first ever solo masturbation video. After a little coaching and messing around she put down a sexy little show that managed to get me sprung like T-Pain.

This past week has been pretty crazy, but busy is certainly better than not! It was a good week of firsts for new girls. The beginning of the week I was fortunate enough to be the first on screen blowjob for a cute little blonde named Jewels. Sweet little ass, Gum Drop titties and a very soft mouth! Almost had to resort to thinking about baseball as this 20 minute BJ scene came dangerously close to being a 3 minute scene. I’m very anxious to see what she does in the future!

The rest of the week has been mostly boring post-production, and interweb geek shit, I need to find someone who knows photoshop, dreamweaver, video encoding, and can do paper work… for $3.25 an hour. Until then I guess I’m just stuck doing it myself…

Luckily for me Janessa Jordan who is infinitely more fun than I am, calls and says she wants to shoot/fuck with Sandra Syn from SandraSyn.net. She a petite brunette with fantastic boobs and a willingness to share them with the world, which makes her OK in my book. Now I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t the slightest bit jealous having to be the cameraman for this shoot. Sitting back and just watching other people have sex is always a bit of a pain in the balls, but filming has always been a passion of mine and there are far worse ways to spend a day so I’ll get over it.

That and I’m gonna make Bucky film next time

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Looking through some content we shot last summer I came across this pic I thought I’d share. We were out by some old railroad tracks shooting some hot Girl Girl action with the Stunning Harlee Ryder and the ever spectacular Janessa Jordan. Got a good sunny spot through some trees too. Hope you enjoy. It was a rough day.

Most people who know me, know I have a pretty sweet deal having Alexandra as my Wife. Sweet, hot, she can cook with the best of them and almost as horny as I am. Recently she started showing an interest in going behind the camera, instead of just in front of it. So when we brought the sensuous Sheila Faye by for a sexy photo shoot she insisted on taking the pics. Of course being the doll that Sheila is, she had no problem stripping off for my dear wife.

French Hottie Jordan Paige came in for a tender loving pussy stretching session.  The beauty queen had never had so much in her pussy as this day! My boy DJ showed her what her pretty puss is really capable of!

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While this has little to do with porn I felt I would share this little tidbit. While I was surfing the interweb as I sometimes do after shooting a scene. I came upon this neat little advertisement. What puzzles me is why would he go off on his little tirade when he clearly loves beautiful ladies with wicked tans? It boggles the mind. Although you can”t agree with his actions at that comedy club, I”m sure we can all agree that he certainly has great taste in porn. Check out this sample of Alexis Silver if you don’t believe me. He also feature the beautiful Lacey Duvalle my personal favourites on the site! The Duke does good work! And loves all the ladies equally! Peace Lance Strong

Well my lovely wife Alexandra Belle and her friend Mandy More wanted to go take some pictures at Spanish Banks in beautiful Vancouver. Sounds good tome, and I wasn’t about to turn down their plea for assistance. As all I had to do was help them with the camera and sit back and enjoy. Seriously, I hate my life.

Once they had a go at each other, it left them each wanting a little more, so naturally I obliged. Who am I too say no to a lady… or two? Lance Strong

Ok so this is new… the things some girls will do to get paid! Even if it includes dressing up in Diapers and sucking on a bottle… Oh well see for yourself! Picture gallery Doesn’t baby Janessa look cute?