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Traditionally my taste in porn has tended towards the more raw end of the spectrum.   The shortest route from the camera being switched on to the spread eagle shot if you will.  Lately I’ve been taking notice of the softer side of adult, increasingly becoming more turned on by brilliant photography of stunning women.   Maybe that’s why I’ve become more of a CuddleSlut lately but I digress.  BlainesGlamour is a site that caters to the sweeter side of the Erotica highway.  With shots like this of porn superstar Jayme Langford they seem to be doing all the right things.

Jayme Langford has graced just about every major magazine including Hustler and Penthouse.  This incredibly gorgeous Elisha Cuthbert lookalike is pure beauty packaged in to a woman.  When  that is combined with good photography great things happen.  While softcore may not be my normal cup of tea, if it turns me on then dammit it’s Hardcore, and this is no exception!

It’s for this reason I found myself excited to work with Blaines Glamour.   I have had the fortune to be an assistant on quite a few photoshoots, where I have been able to learn more about photography than I ever have, and not to mention getting to witness these incredible supergirls first hand.  Yet another reason why my life sucks so bad.  It’s getting to be too much to handle. 

I can’t wait for the next ridiculously beautiful girl they bring in to the studio because I know I will experience even more growth, professionally and personally.  Pun intended.

Cheers and Beers,

Lance

Bout a month ago I was directing a “Self Shot Amateur” style scene.  Which consisted of me showing the  models how to point the camera and letting them run with it.  Yet another rough day at the office it seems.  Although sitting around watching other people have sex was never something I could do without getting worked up myself.  What made it even more difficult is the female model brought along her friend Jade Kinkaid.  A busty babe with natural DD’s who is incidentally also a model and also gets all worked up watching people fuck.

We went in to the other room so as to not disturb our humping companions when she began complaining she wanted to see a cumshot.  Being the jackass that I am I jokingly offered to show one in 60 seconds if she wanted.  Calling my bluff, without hesitation she dropped to her knees and held out her hand, smiled and said, “Go“.  She began counting as I contemplated my options.  I could laugh this off pretend I was just fucking around; or I could be the twisted fuck that I play in the videos and snap a batch in her hand.  What to do… what to do?  I told her only on the condition that she rub my nuts, she gleefully started rubbing with her free hand and didn’t say a word except to continue the count which now stood at about 11 seconds.

Seeing that busty beauty on her knees, her cute face and having the ball massage it obviously didn’t take long to make good on my promise.  About second 42 if memory serves.    Then with perfect timing our other pornographic performers declared they needed a break so my shy cum queen walked in to show off her hard earned hand cream.  Not a bad load  for a 30 second smash I might add, but I digress.

After a quick coffee break we continued our little production and lo and behold my busty babe decided she was bored and wanted to go play with the Glory Hole we have set up downstairs.  Now she tells me dammit!  I wasted a perfectly good load on her hands and now she wants to suck some cock!  I thought briefly about complaining, decided against it, and led the lady to the Glory Hole set where she rehearsed her upcoming role.  20 Minutes of non committal blowjob and frenzied finger fucking later, we were rudely interupted by the working couple upstairs who wanted to finish up and call it a wrap.  The nerve of them wanting me to actually work!

I don’t personally have a type as far as women go.  In fact I’ll go for just about anyone if she’s pretty and sometimes even that’s negotiable.   Lately I’ve had a serious craving for a cute redhead though.  Someone sent me a link the other day of a scene I had done with a gorgeous redhead a while back  named Verginia.   It was a foot fuck scene, not usually my personal cup o’ sex but anything to get near this cute faced hottie, and cuddle up to her near perfect skin and tits!  Sometimes when life throws you lemons, you make love to a pretty girls feet but I digress. :S

We picked her up outside where she was foolishly wearing open toed shoes.  At least her French Manicured Feet showed through the snow that accumulated on her toes.  Remember I said she was a sweetheart and hot as fuck, I never said anything about practical.   Getting down to business we messed around warmed up her feet, then wrapped her long legs around me and cuddled me from behind while pumping with her best impression of a foot fist.  Happiness is only a naked cuddle away

Having completed the scene Verginia got cleaned up and ready for her next foot scene with the lovely Julie in a lesbian foot worship session.  Julie is an incredible babe with amazing D-Cup natural tits and cute curvy body to compliment her angel face.  Much to my personal dismay she is a girls girl as far as porn is concerned so I’ll have to be content to enjoy her beauty in pictures.  Life’s rough, get me a rope.

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So April came again this year and that means time for the Phoenix Forum!  One of the industries best parties!  Sponsored events, free booze, buffets, naked dodgeball, oh and naked chicks ripping around hammered out of their tree!  Did I mention how much I hate my life yet?

Anyhoo, the weekend started off innocent enough, just meeting with some old friends at hooters pounding back the shitty wings and light beer.  (What the fuck is with the American hard on for light beer?)  Got to see a wicked Piano show at some hole in the wall club across the street too.  Basically playing old rock tunes thrown shit at each other trying to fuck each other up!  Returning to the resort we just chilled out by the pool, watched the sunset and relaxed with a beer in hand while talking with beautiful girls in bikinis.  Sure beats the snowfall I flew out of!

The next day is when the real party started!  After getting reacquainted with more colleagues I hooked up with a couple bros who wanted to go out on the town to see what the College town of Tempe had to offer!  The night was off to a rocking start with shots of tequila and Saganaki (Flaming Goat Cheese) at the Big Fat Greek restaurant.  Opa!  Arm wrestling, singing, and general hyperness were apparently not appreciated by the restaurant.  But hey we had like 20 people in there so they let us get away with it. Eventually to their relief we eventually did decide to take the party elsewhere.

Next we took the party to another club down the street, having a grand old time!  Dancing, shouting, and singing at the top of our lungs.   We had such a good time in fact that we were asked to leave!  I guess the fact that we were trying to get the party going with a bunch of stiffs in suits who weren’t appreciative of a good party.  What the hell are they doing there if they don’t wanna let loose?  It’s a club dick heads, get over it!  The geriatric section is at the old folks home!  This shit wouldn’t happen in Vancouver that’s for damn sure!

The rest of the convention consisted of Poker tourneys, room parties with stripper poles, and even an auction!  Complete with a world champion auctioneer and a seriously hyperactive bid spotter!  If I didn’t know this was a serious event I may have spent the whole time laughing hysterically!  It was certainly an experience!  Also had the pleasure of filming a scene for Jessie Coxx and obviously a couple for Janessa Jordan!  Well I’m getting kinda tired and I need to get real work done now so I’ll just end this saying I love Arizona, but Tempe Cops SUCK!

Cheers and Beers all!

The vid below is just some dumbshit that went on during the forum.   Porno Dan being Porno Dan, Diddylicious telling a bad joke and a bunch of other random bullshit.  I don’t have nearly the same amount of video as last year, but entertaining in it’s own way to the right people. 

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Jasmine whom you may all remember from a recent Handjob article and behind the scenes panty fetish video, found it necessary to brave the porn waters once more with a trip to our glamorous glory hole!  We took our bouncy young lady in to see what she could do with a hole in the wall and a hard cock poking through it!  Personally I don’t think this deceptively innocent looking young lady has ever run out of ways to deal with a hard dick!  She proved my point today with her energetic cock sucking and eager fucking!

Normally I have no issues keeping my load in check until the proper time but something about this girl had me counting backwards from 1000, reciting sports stats in my head, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, basically thinking of anything but the brilliant blowjob I was getting.  It may have had something to do with the way she smelled, how did she know I am crazy about the scent of vanilla on a woman?

I thankfully was able to hold off the impending show stopper for just long enough before finally emptying everything I had in my sac in her warm, waiting mouth !  One thing about fucking with a glory hole is, it’s very easy on the guy!  All I have to do is hold still while this hot Indian babe did all the work for me!  Miss jasmine on the other hand had to work her little tail off to pull of this scene!  Bless her little heart!  To top it all of she took me out to McDonald’s for a Big Mac afterward!

To recap, a blowjob from super soft lips, fucking a banging babe, and being taken out for junk food,  Damn life is rough!

Aside from the blowjob in a booth and Jasmine fucking my dick in a box it was a rather uneventful day.  Being slightly sick I think I may have to curl up in a big blanket and feel sorry for myself tonight.    Hopefully tomorrow is a better day!

Cheers and Beers all!

Lance

The last two months have been ridiculously busy.  Having to shoot several new lines both for myself and for others, planning for an upcoming convention, The Phoenix Forum, and I still have to find time to have sex with these women.  Somebody get me a rope.  This particular day was rather interesting, we were shooting at a friends studio so he and one of his models were there on set, to constructively critique the goings on I imagine.  The Studio we were at belonged to a Guy named Spunky, who runs some very successful websites, such as  the ridiculously cute Diddlylicious,  (see other post about Diddy) and my infinite internet crush Kate’s Playground.   Sadly I’m probably not worthy but hey even I can dream right? 

The task at hand today was to first film our brand spanking new redhead  hottie Jenny for another Fucked Panties update.  A gentle panty fetish fuck scene perfect for a lady new to to world of porn.  Our fresh faced cutie did a fantastic job in the scene, showing of 5 separate pairs of Panties.  Now the Spunky Model on set was the gorgeous Ashley of Ashley’s Candy.  She happily snapped these behind the scenes photos for me while enthusiastically cheering me to, “Fuck those panties!” while we worked on the still pictures.  Thanks for being such a Spunky Cheerleader gorgeous! 

The day was going swimmingly and we are all ready to begin shooting production number 2.  This was Jenny as well as myself and two other guys.  She certainly was in for more of a workout this time as 3 is far more to focus on than one!

Ashley being a doll, volunteered to go out for a Wendy’s run, bless her heart.  She unfortunately found out, much to all of our dismay; that the automatic gate for which we have keycards, is on a time lock!  Yay, none of us are getting out it seems, and I’m still hungry dammit!  It’s a good thing I was looking forward to fucking a little more or I might have been slightly annoyed.  :S  With scene number 2 out of the way and done we found a way out on foot and caught cabs home till our vehicles were let loose in the morning.  Such are the days of my life, fucking beautiful girls, in front of beautiful girls, who are willing to go and get me food.    What was I talking about again?  Fuck it, I just wanna cuddle.

Cheers and Beers,

Lance

Handgasm is our very own High Definition Handjob site, and is now ready for you to start downloading now!  We  find the most enthusiastic ladies to pump their fists on our cocks and also take pride in the fact that we make our guys shut the fuck up for the entire scene!  You will also see none of the dudes fist fucking themselves… all of our money shots are explicitly from the soft feminie hands of our sexy female manual manipulators!

Our featured  Handgasm girl is none other than busty dream babe Rihannon Sky!  Laying seductively by the fire she painted her sexy nails waiting patiently for a cock to play with!  As she takes it in to her hands she strokes it long and hard in a variety of body exposing positions!  Obviously our favourite part was when she finally managed to coax the cum on to her immaculate tits, and proceeds to rub it all in till there is nothing left but a sticky white sheen all over her perfect bust!

If you would like to see the entire scene with every hot pic in Full HD then look no further than Handgasm.com!

Until later Cheers and Beers all!

Lance

Sunny Leone is arguably the hottest woman ever to come out of the Great White North, let alone Pornstars. Though much to my frustration as a fan she spent most of her time in the softcore circles of the industry for the majority of her adult career. Even so she was wildly successful becoming a Penthouse Pet of the Year and even getting an illustrious contract with the king of adult films Vivid, despite the fact she only agreed to do Girl / Girl.  Later down the road she eventually came around and did some hardcore Boy / Girl work for Vivid with her then boyfriend which delighted many fans, myself included.

Now finally, as of today it seems her journey from a teasing sexual angel to hardcore fuck demon is complete!  She has just re-launched her  Official Site as the full sex site that her fans have craved for so long!  In all honesty I think I may have to pick up a subscription to this myself!  Be sure to click on the pics for a couple of example galleries of her new found vaginal video freedom!  Or click here to go directly to her new site!

Sunny let me officially congratulate you on your decision to finally Make  Money Fucking!  Proof positive that even in the midst of world crises good things can still happen!  Also confirming to even the most skeptical cynics that  there is a god and her really does love us!

For a couple of video examples click the following links.  Sunny Takes Cum on her Chest Gorgeous Sunny in the Sunshine Photoshoot!

Karma is a hot little Russian babe with a super booty!  The first thing I could think of when I met her a few years ago was how badly I wanted to sink my teeth in to it!  Thankfully I have had the opportunity on multiple occasions now!  The latest of those times was for a site Called HD Internet Hookups.  The video presentation of what it’s like to meet hot chicks looking for sex on an internet dating site.  I hadnt actually seen her in a while as I was out of town for a while, and damn was I impressed with how much hotter she has gotten!  She started out cute as fuck, but actually bucked the regualar porn girl trend, took care of herself and got hotter!  My only regret with this scene was that it was too short!

Karma is a hot Russian girl who I did a scene with some time ago.  It involved a bunch weird stuff being used as toys in her pussy as well as the obligatory fucking and sucking.  One of these objects was a green pepper.  Unfortunately for us, (mostly her) it busted open in her hole and things began to heat up, literally.  Turns out said “Green Pepper” turned out to be something of the spicy variety, I had even gotten some in my eye which burned considerably.  Now I don’t have a vagina but I have to imagine it may have actually stung a little. But don’t take my word for it, this video proves Peppers and Pussies do not go together.  Hopefully your pussy pain can bring a smile to others hun!  Always a silver lining.

Cheers and Beers!

Lance

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