Lance Strong’s Make Money Fucking

Janessa Jordan can get rather hyper and ADHD, especially after a long day of sex and waaay to much coffee! I know I know, the pot and tea kettle right? Just watch the fuckin vid. ;)

During our recent weekend of shooting video Sandra Syn brought along a hot friend who was interested in having sex on screen. Marissa Frost is a cute little black beauty with a big smile and booty to match. A self-professed princess with a sassy attitude; she watched intently, taking notes as I filmed her friends fucking around in the bathroom, helped with lighting, fetched me my coffee… ok maybe was a bit embellished. She did however enjoy herself and made the decision to shoot her first videos then and there!

I had the pleasure of shooting her first ever solo masturbation video. After a little coaching and messing around she put down a sexy little show that managed to get me sprung like T-Pain.

This past week has been pretty crazy, but busy is certainly better than not! It was a good week of firsts for new girls. The beginning of the week I was fortunate enough to be the first on screen blowjob for a cute little blonde named Jewels. Sweet little ass, Gum Drop titties and a very soft mouth! Almost had to resort to thinking about baseball as this 20 minute BJ scene came dangerously close to being a 3 minute scene. I’m very anxious to see what she does in the future!

The rest of the week has been mostly boring post-production, and interweb geek shit, I need to find someone who knows photoshop, dreamweaver, video encoding, and can do paper work… for $3.25 an hour. Until then I guess I’m just stuck doing it myself…

Luckily for me Janessa Jordan who is infinitely more fun than I am, calls and says she wants to shoot/fuck with Sandra Syn from SandraSyn.net. She a petite brunette with fantastic boobs and a willingness to share them with the world, which makes her OK in my book. Now I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t the slightlest bit jealous having to be the cameraman for this shoot. Sitting back and just watching other people have sex is always a bit of a pain in the balls, but filming has always been a passion of mine and there are far worse ways to spend a day so I’ll get over it.

That and I’m gonna make Bucky film next time

Outstanding show… all around!

- GSP was on a mission and while Serra can beat anyone on any given day he’s still not in GSP’s league. That’s not an insult to Serra either, hell Matt Hughes (the supposed best of all time isn’t in GSP’s league) I really think GSP is the only guy in the range to take on Anderson Silva. Unfortunately GSP’s last interview stated that’s not likely to happen, but we can all hope!
Now we get to see Serra and Hughes go at it. I hope Serra beats the crap outta that loudmouth. Glad he left the arena in a chorus of cheers.

- Rich Franklin did exactly what I thought he would. Solid aggressive gameplan and out worked Lutter. That was a beautiful counter to the armbar as well. That move seems awkward but works really well to rotate the elbow. Travis Lutter had nothing after pretty much 3/4s into the first round. Train harder… maybe he can go train with Starnes… (OMFG)

- Bisping looked great, and will do well at middleweight. Unfortunately I still think he is an ass who lacks anything resembling class after Losing to Hamill and the way he acted after the judges awarded him the victory anyways.

- I saw some highlights of how Demian Maia submitted Ed Herman (A travesty that it wasn’t televised) a nice looking triangle choke from the top.

- Jason “The Athlete” Macdonald won KO of the night against Joe Doerkson (Once again something that should’ve been televised.
- From what I heard about the Sam Stout VS Rich Clementi fight it was a slugfest war. Clementi by split decision. Yet another fight that should’ve been televised.

- Danzig / Bocek fight was good too. Danzig was too much but Bocek showed tremendous heart, and took a beating, but never stopped going. Still and impressive UFC debut, and I’ll wager Dana will have him back. I’d take a guy like that on a card any day, even if he loses!

- Now the fight I’ve been avoiding! Nate Quarry VS Kalib Starnes. WTF! He’s from Surrey which is a part of the Greater Vancouver Area where I am. So naturally I was hoping for the hometown boy. Wasn’t betting on it but, whatever. Talking shit, flipping the bird (it’s a fight dumbass, throw punches if you hate him so much.) Even 10-20 full seconds of Nate covering his eyes and flailing with mario bros style hammerfists couldn’t entice the The Koward Kalib to fight. What a disgrace. There is no Warrior spirit in that boy at all. 10000-1 odds he never gets another call from the UFC again…except maybe to reclaim the travel costs. As a former fighter myself it was disgusting to see. There are far more deserving people of the PPV time. And the way his camp acted towards Nate after? Jumping up and down, pointing fingers, talking shit. All very much loser thug mentality. Big group, big talking. One on one… different story. Sorry done ranting now…..

- Watched the fight network after the show (Canadian Channel not sure if it’s available in the US) but Big John Mcarthy and Randy Couture were hosting. “Kalib shoulda had a unicycle so he could’ve backed away faster,” laughed Randy. A more serious Big John said, “Kalib just backed his was outta the octagon and outta the UFC. He did not come to fight!”

All in all a great show well done by the UFC and Montreal.

Been waiting for this day for a long time! The biggest event in UFC history comes to Montreal!  GSP finally gets to step back in the Octagon to reclaim his title! Now that said I am certainly not looking past Matt Serra, nor am I one of the guys who calls his previous win a fluke. Quite the contrary, he is a gifted fighter with tremendous heart, who capitalized on a good move to take out the seemingly unstoppable GSP. Which was the culmination of a story that couldn’t have been scripted better if it was written for TV. Spending weeks training and fighting a group of Last Chance fighters from the Ultimate Fighter show to earn a title shot for one final shot at UFC glory. No one expected him to win but he fucking did! Convincingly.

Now with that out of the way I think the dream is about to be over for Matt Serra. He is about to step in to the Octagon with a determined, focused Georges St. Pierre who has spent last few years dismantling the most dominating Welterweight of all time, out handling the “Best Wrestler” in the UFC Josh Koscheck (Read my last MMA post for my thoughts on that garbage) the “Prodigy” BJ Penn has even fallen at the hands of GSP. If Georges has shown us anything it’s that when he loses he becomes a different fighter. I’m calling this one over in the second round by TKO/KO.

The entire card is one that is near guaranteed to be exciting, not the least of which is Rich Frankin VS Travis Lutter. While a guy like Lutter will always be dangerous I see Rich taking him out by TKO/KO in the third round.

Nate “The Rock” Quarry VS Kalib Starnes is set to be a good one as well. Nate has proven time and again that he is a heavy handed powerhouse, so expect this one to be rough. Kalib is a BC boy with a lot of potential so I’m just gonna have to call this one for the hometown kid and say 3rd Round decision for Kalib.

Normally I wouldn’t go against a fighter just out of principle; however the lack of class, unprofessional, unsportsmanlike garbage we’ve seen from Michael Bisping has me hoping he takes a few fists full of humble pie, if for no other reason than to brighten Matt Hamill’s day.

The rest of the card is highlighted by many other great fighters including some touggh fellow Canadians the likes of Joe Doerksen, Jason Macdonald, Sam Stout and Jonathan Goulet. All in all no matter what happens this will be one to remember! Hopefully my next post will be about how all my predictions came true!

Cheers and Beers

Ok this is the video I was most anxious to see! The final night of the Forum the boys at Girls Gone Wild put on a blowout at a local bar to cap off what was an already outstanding weekend of business, booze and babes! Like I said before these guys know how to party. People appearing in this video are Dwreck, the gentleman doing most of the hosting, myself doing some attention whoring and filming, and of course s few hotties, including Diddylicious, and Carmen of Craving Carmen. Thanks to all the people I partied with this weekend. I certainly hope everyone had as good a time as I did!

Cheers and Beers!

Lance

This first video shows a little bit of whats been going on at the show with special appearances by “Dwreck”, the Phil-Flash girls and a shot of the after party with Penny Flame doing a bit of Pole dancing for us. Shoulda got more footage but hey I had shots to do.

This second video shows some of the pool party, more of Penny Flame bouncing up and down, some gratuitous boobies, Katja Kassin lounging at the pool, Lexie Belle choking someone out and I even get to kiss a little ass. All between Jager Bombs of course.

Ok so you know how we went to Arizona for the porn convention, the Phoenix Forum. What you may not realize is a road trip from Vancouver is over 2600 KM, of mind-numbing I-5, and soul sucking desert night driving. If you wanna see our steady progression or should I say regression, from happy go lucky Porn goers to soulless shells of our former selves then enjoy the video. The good stuff is yet to come as soon as I edit the rest, the real party!

Lance

In my earlier post I mentioned that Katja was kind enough to rub me down with lotion during our recent trip to Tempe, AZ for the convention. She was also nice enough to do a shout out for my little blog here. What most people don’t know about the girl with arguably the best ass in the biz, is she produces all of her own stuff on her official website Club Katja. While many girls are just faces on their official sites, she is actually actively involved in all aspects of hers, booking talent, directing, even talking traffic. It’s nice to see a porn lady with more forward thinking than just their next disappearing dick trick and next bender. Not that there is anything wrong with that, sometimes a guy just wants a little more, Sometimes.

For those interested in who exactly Katja Kassin is, she is a German born Pornstar, who got famous by her gorgeous face, fiery red hair and a gifted ass that could have only been made by god himself! I had the opportunity to touch her ass and I was amazed at how hard it was. She gives credit to the hours of Kickboxing training she puts in every week. She’s also no prude when it comes to sex, she does it all anal, DP, you name it she’s done it. So Katja has Brains, fitness and scorching sexuality… I wonder how many marriage proposals she gets a day? More than me I’d wager.

OMFG, what can I say about a party that could’ve just about been one of the best of my life! A lotion rubdown from Katja Kassin while I tanned; getting my ass and crotch rubbed by Lexie Belle (even though I had to amuse her with embarrassing belly tricks for it), and hanging with Penny Flame in the Girls Gone Wild VIP lounge, this trip was more like Penthouse Letter than a boring trade show.

Getting there is half the fun… so they say. If you ever have the opportunity to drive from Vancouver to Phoenix… just fuckin don’t! 26 hours of driving stopping only for whizz breaks and Jack in the Box, which incidentally gets greasier the further south you go. Though if you do in fact drive, then you will certainly see some wonderful sights. I wish we had more time to stop and take pics, but what we did get was pretty incredible. After the show we took a leisurely drive over the Hoover dam, to Las Vegas, where I had to sadly abondon my friends to make the rest of the drive home alone, I was crushed let me tell ya. Drive safe guys!

Now about the show, the Phoenix Forum is an internet Business to Business convention. Which means all kinds of web guys in porn come together to discuss the biz. The difference here is it is done by the pool, in clubs, and at special poker nights in the suites, just like real business right? First night in consisted of the early birds at the Xbiz pre warm up party. Got to get together with some old friends and introduce myself to some new ones before the real party happens. The rest of the weekend pretty much consisted of seminars and open bars and pool parties. Really boring shit, let me tell you!

Highlights for me consisted of meeting the impossibly cute Eva Angelina, getting offered a suntan lotion rubdown by Katja Kassin who seemed genuinely concerned with the health of my skin, hanging with Penny Flame the coolest Pornstar I know, Diddylicious, and Craving Carmen two of the hottest internet girls online at the Girls Gone Wild VIP party. I’m sure it comes as no surprise but I must say the Girls Gone Wild crew know how to throw a party! It’s amazing how many girls will take their shirts off in a crowded bar as soon as a camera gets thrown on them, especially at a porn party! I’m sure there is more I could say about all this except that I am still not fully recovered from all the festivities. There is some video to go along with these pics so hopefully I’ll get them posted soon. For those interested there are more pics posted here. Full Album

Cheers and Beers all.

Newly updated Cum On Her Face party features two of the hottest ladies ever to party with us. One is a bona fide dancing queen and the other is an insatiable sex maniac! Makes for a pretty good mix if you ask me. Curvy cutie Vanessa Gold starts things off by giving us a little sample of her extraordinary “pole work” as she stretches, swings, and literally stand on her head for our amusement. We tried to get Pamela Kayne to show us some moves but she was far more interested in getting naked and down to business! I like a girl who can be direct! As much as I could watch Vanessa swing on that pole all day Pamela managed to snap us out of it and twist our arms in to starting this little party!!! Needless to say we didn’t need much encouragement to throw down the clothes and give the girls different poles to play with!